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AtlasGlittered

22 / F / Straight / Single

Chicago, Illinois

Her Details

Last Online
Today – 12:44am
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
—
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
—
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Retired
Income
—
Offspring
—
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I laugh at my own jokes.
I change my hair constantly.
I'll call out of work just because its a beautiful day.

Originally from the East Coast, but I've lived all over, and have traveled a considerable amount.
What I’m doing with my life
Sassy bookseller/pseudo-barista by day, Pagliacci by night.
You may have seen me around.

My mother recently asked me this question, and I sent her a link to the video for "Fat Lip" by Sum 41.
I’m really good at
Having a mouth like a sailor.
Being endearingly snarky.
The first things people usually notice about me
my awkward charm, permanently messy hair, and the light emanating from my bright future.

I also get told about once a week that I look like M.I.A.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's talk about it.
The six things I could never do without
Flour, Yeast, Salt, Cheese, Smushed tomatoes, Ovens.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm
On a typical Friday night I am
working and/or drinking

both excessively.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really into tall dudes. I hate HBO's Girls. I don't understand monogamy in current society. I don't care for IPAs. You'd hate my blog.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, activity partners
You should message me if
You've drunk an entire bottle of MD 20/20 at a mansion party, because the societal irony of bum wine in one of Lincoln Park's most expensive homes never got old.

Wait, that was me.
Message me if you're me.

Or if you want to have a decent amount of fun. I can't make any promises though.