Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am not exactly sure why the task of writing a self-summary is so
daunting. I liken it to writing an obituatry. I suppose it's just
as fun. I am a 34 year old, divorced, father of two who still
believes in love, fairytales and magic. I'm not daft, I choose to
believe. In a world of gray, I see color and where there is so
often ugliness, I see beauty. I have experienced many wonderful
things in this life and some not so great. I have had ridiculous
successes and epic failures. Time and experience has made me very
comfortable in my skin.
Some years ago, I had my heart smashed to pieces. A tradegy I had
an equal hand in and I went about building a world where I was the
sole inhabitant. I think very highly of myself and I am 45% jerk by
design so this worked out very well for me. Maybe it's the time of
year, something in the air or water, but recently I've been
thinking it would be nice to have someone to tackle life's
adventures with and this ice box has grown and grown to the point I
want to return the villagers their gifts.
I'm looking for the "real thing". While I don't want to waste my
best erection years sitting on the shelf, I haven't entered the
arena of "lowered expectations" dating. I am looking to make
someone's heart melt and she to give me butterflies. I want us to
run to be in eachother's company but be content even if we don't
say a word. Happy just to be together. I wanna fight boredom,
tackling new adventures together, students of life, wanderlust in
I am a button down shirt and Khaki's kind of guy with a jeans and
flip-flops attitude. I'll wear a shirt and tie but most likely
there is a Family Guy t-shirt underneath. I'll whisper things in
your ear, that will shock and surprise you at your Grandmother's
90th birthday party...because I can and no one would believe it if
you told. I still believe Saturday mornings are made for large
bowls of cereal and cartoons watched in your underwear.
I don't fight. I settle. Which means in a debate, I get the last
word by "settling" the arguement. I generally tend to be right and
I can be stubborn but if I love you...I can be swayed. I don't like
laundry, doing the dishes or washing cars. I detest grocery
shopping. If I was rich that would be the first task I'd never do
again. I drive fast. In my next life I'll be an Andretti. I love
dogs, children and old people. They tend to be wise, loyal and they
love you unconditionally. I prefer Diners to fancy restaurants,
small gatherings with family and friends to large parties and I
I laugh. I laugh often, I laugh hard, and I laugh heartily. Life is
to be enjoyed, a journey. I am committed to having as many
wonderful adventures as possible while helping and touching as many
lives as I can. It would be nice to have someone to make these
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it! Adding to an ever increasing bucket list, trying to
avoid kicking said bucket, having fun and helping folks along the
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awesome and drawing the awesomeness out of others.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have braces. Apparently a lot of people didn't think I needed
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Walden, Battlefield Earth, Where the Sidewalk Ends.
Tombstone, Crash, Smokey and the Bandits, Fight Club, The Trip to
Bountiful, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Boondock Saints.
Monk, The Sarah Silverman Show, Family Guy, Ugly Americans, Archer,
Breaking Bad, Keeping Up Apperances, As Time Goes By, House, 30
Most any music that sounds good. Not a fan of modern rap (unless
it's Kayne or Jay-Z), heavy metal or anything super hardcore.
Yum! I love food of the non-spicy variety.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Anything gummy (bears, worms, frogs, etc.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
World domination and how I could get Halle Berry, Sarah Silverman
or Lucy Liu to date me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No such animal...working, out, Netflix, sleeping, roadtrip? My life
is far from typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I kinda like these OkCupid tests.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. If you feel so compelled.
2. If you have a sense of humor.
3. If you are liked by old people, dogs and children (doesn't have
to be in that order, I trust their judgement.).
4. If you think there is more to life and you are always digging
5. If you know where you're going and you think we would complement
Who are you looking for?
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