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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:19pm
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
One cool cat. I feel sorry for anyone who does not know me. I'm kind of a big deal. <-- Also, I like to quote movies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wasting away in Margaritaville.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Remembering the most useless of information.
-Being the most sarcastic being you know.
-Finding my way home, even though I am horrible with directions.
-^ That being said, wandering off by myself. If this was a sport, I would have more gold medals than Phelps.
-Snapchat. AlphaCueWall. Do it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have very bright blue eyes. And lately, I would have to say the beard. It attracts people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ender's Game...nuff said.

-Walking Dead
-Breaking Bad
-Law and Order
-Standup Comedy, all of it.
-The League
-Parks and Rec

-Fight Club
-Reservoir Dogs
-American History X
-Donnie Darko
-Pineapple Express
-Animal House
-Austin Powers
-Pulp Fiction
-Lord of the Rings
-Star Wars
-Jay and Silent Bob
-Super Troopers

and so so many more

Classic Rock, Rap, Hip-hop, Alternative, Metal (not black/death)

Blink182, good charlotte, sum 41, simple plan, new found glory, Bowling for soup, American hi-fi, yellowcard, mest, taking back Sunday, the used, story of the year, senses fail, mxpx, boxcar racer, +44, angels and airwaves, lynard skynard, journey, bob segar, bad company, motley crue, dio, black Sabbath, iron maiden, Judas priest, ozzy osbourne, van halen, whitesnake, kiss, Alice cooper, scorpions, poison, bon jovi, steel panther, Eminem, slim thug, Dr. Dre, snoop dog, outkast, mannie fresh, juvenile, will smith, 2pac, biggie, devin the dude, b.o.b., shwayze, dirt nasty, micky avalon

And absolutely anything from the 90s

So many more I can't think of.

I could rant an entire day about what I like. To make it nice and short, if it has chicken in it, I will put it in my mouth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could not do without:
-Eating...not a bullshit answer, I thoroughly enjoy eating.
-My close friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
space and music. What I would do if I was blessed with more money than I knew. I am good at that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing softball. All night. Seriously, sometimes we don't get done til 2 am. When it's out of season, I'll most likely be at Terrapin and then downtown. You can find me at Cutters. Though I do need to find someone that likes to go to 9ds.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If you like Blink-182, I will marry you on the spot. But that's not exactly private...

I are huge nerd. I revel in it.

Also, if "Dont Stop Believing" starts playing, no matter where I am, who I am with, I will sing it. Loudly. With no fucks given. Same goes with "Bohemian Rhapsody."

And although I don't do it often, I am damn good at burning bridges. I make use of c4. With flamethrowers. And nukes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to. Or if you like the Braves/baseball at all, although if you like the Yankees, you are the devil. Also, if you can quote any Blink song. Or any Queen song. Or anything. Be cool.