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AtomicSloth

28 M Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:13pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm me, that is all that has to be said about the matter. Ask I reflect on my past I see the evolution from a child into the person I am today, though the journey was not exactly the most rewarding or exciting it helps give me perspective and facilitate my further growth in the future.

I am outgoing and pretty easy to talk though, although I can be a little odd when the mood strikes me. I am not much of a drinker, though I do enjoy a good alcoholic drink now and then to get the burn going in my cheeks. I have never been much into the bar scene, I am more of a house party/board game night drinker.

I spend way too much time on the internet and am a goon, but I am prone to getting out of the house and hiking, running, absolutely love dancing. I am totally god damned nerdy and love video games and board games. I am admittedly a masochist when it comes to old games and cartoons and the worse they are the more enjoyment I get out of them.

I am in a non-monogamous relationship with my wife. I wouldn't exactly call us poly but we are somewhere close to it. Feel free to ask for any clarification that you may like on the subject and I would be happy to help clear up anything. My wife's profile on here is abhorsentobe, she is cool so you should message her.

I am bisexual and it is an important part of my identity despite being an invisible minority. I am a strong believer in marriage equality, and am happy the younger generation is moving closer to it.
What I’m doing with my life
I just finished teaching for a year in South Korea and have returned home a bit wiser, a year older, and twenty pounds thinner. I have learned a lot but now that I'm home I want A MILLION FRIENDS. Like all of the friends, all of them in the world. This is where you come in, contact me and I will send you my 30 page long friendship application, be sure to have some written references on hand however because I can't just let and weirdo be my friend. Just like the top 10% weirdos.
I’m really good at
I am good at listening to others and have the terrible habit of always trying to help. I am great at turning stressful situations into something enjoyable. I am also pretty good at video games but that doesn't sound nearly as impressive.
The first things people usually notice about me
The doofy smirk I get on my face when I think about things that make me happy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: Bill Bryson is my favorite author, but I also love reading sociology/ethnographic studies because learning more about people is my main hobby.

MOVIES: I know it will sound stupid but the new Marvel/Avengers movies have been amazing and I love them in a totally non heterosexual way. I am also a huge fan of the movie Triplets of Belleville.

SHOWS: As mentioned I love cartoons, though I am not to picky on where they are from. I am very picky when it comes to Anime, unless I am on one of my masochistic streaks.

MUSIC: My music tastes are extremely varied so kinda hard to pin down.

FOOD: I am pretty much a meat and potato kinda guy, but I am been branching out and trying new things lately. I do however really love buffalo chicken anything.
The six things I could never do without
My cats (meow meow meow)
My wife (who is also my best friend)
My family (whom I miss dearly)
That sexual healing
Friends
Sarcastic final answer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Honestly? I spend a lot of time fantasizing about different topics, ranging from the universe to sex. Although I do spend a lot of time reading stories on the internet so perhaps my imagination is a byproduct of that.
On a typical Friday night I am
As cheesy as it would be to say no Friday night is typical I am usually playing games with my best friend/wife or out roaming looking for something better to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My first kiss was with a boy. Scandalous I know

I also am masochistic in the way that I love really bad old cartoons and video games just to torture myself.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 20–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you enjoy nerdy things, if you like to walk and talk, or hell even if you'd just like to grab a stick and poke me with it give me a shout!