I am a guy, though gender roles don't mean anything to me. I cook and clean and just as in tune with myself emotionally as anyone else. I try my best to be organized and clean, but if you have clothes on the floor or a dish in the sink I won't put up a fuss. I prefer natural beauty over what magazines says is beautiful. I like natural weight and natural faces over sickly skinny bodies and over make-up ridden faces.

I do my best with everything and I am a hands on learner. I will read the instruction book but only until after I tried everything else without it. I am in no means a perfectionist, but I will look for better ways to do something. Though I prefer a patient instructor over learning on my own or reading a manual.

I will hold onto things as long as possible - so that either makes me a collector or a pack rat. Most everything I own will have a story or personal and sometimes practical reason for being there. I own my own car. And, beyond the usual costs of living, I am debt free.

I will do my best to make a good first impression. Since I sometimes make poor first impressions myself -- I am very forgiving when it comes to awkward social beginnings. Because with time we all learn that no one is perfect and we are basically all the same.

I am funny, noble, and creative

Filling my Deviant Art site with new pieces. Right now I'm doing interesting things with just cut construction paper and glue. I am a new Uncle two times over. My niece is almost four and my nephew is starting to crawl.

Writing stories, poems and alliterations. Learing new languages. Making people laugh. And could I BE any more SARCASTIC?

I'm also good at cooking for small groups. I was a cook in a restaurant.

I'm not covered in rabid wolverines.

I like Fantasy and Science Fiction. A few of my favorite movies are (but not limited to) Princess Bride, Goonies, Ferris Bueller's Day Off and the movies made by Pixar. I like to eat chicken

A spare roll of Toilet Paper, in sight
Hand Soap*
Water
Ample Distractions
Hugs
True Friendship

*Washing hands saved my life.

How to take things apart and put them back together again.

Same thing I do every night, try to take over the world!

I want to learn how to sew.

You are not a pod person.