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38 Redding, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:24am
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This profile is old. I promise to bring it current as quickly as possible. In the meantime if I were you, I'd only trust about half of what I say.

I am a partially reformed juvenile delinquent who spent most of his late teens and early twenties trying to find new and interesting ways to get into trouble. I was expelled from high school, and the next ten years were mostly filled with me doing my best to prove that there really are malcontents with hearts of gold. Somewhere along the way I decided that my calling was helping people like me. So heaps of remedial classes, seven years of school, and one terrible test later - I am doing just that.

Also, I am on the frenetic side of hyperactive, and I bounce from one idea to the next with alacrity.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being cuter than I look.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The usual boy stuff: tying complicated knots where simple ones would suffice; taking apart and, mostly, putting together random items around the house; talking much too quickly; correctly using the verbs lay and lie.

Also, as a side effect of my itinerant mother, I have developed the solid skill of being able to rip out walls, put in kitchens, and generally make houses feel more like homes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am rather tall.

Also, you might sneak a glance at the sweet homemade tattoos that mark my misspent youth. Living at the intersection of homemade hand tattoos and criminal law makes for something that people usually notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've been repeatedly told that I have terrible taste in music. Think less brooding hipster, and more Britney Spears.

As to reading, I think that I'll leave it at this rather vague statement: I love love love to read.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order, these are the things that I couldn't do without:

1. family
2. friends
3. technology of all sorts
4. books
5. my phone
6. I forget what 8 was for.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Heaps really. It's a fair bet that I spend more time thinking than is, strictly speaking, healthy for one's self.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a perfect world I'm eating with friends, winning at rummy, and laughing until I cry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was 10 I was fascinated with escalators. How they worked, where the steps went when they got to the top, the feeling of your feet as they rode over the final bump to the top landing. I loved running down the up, and up the down, trying to make it to the finish. I don't know why exactly, but they seemed like magic.

It was especially that feeling on the bottoms of your feet as the ride came to a close that I loved. A feeling that I knew would be all the more amazing on the palms of my hands.

Imagine a ten year old me in a jam packed JC Penny's, an escalator full of Christmas weary bargain shoppers, hands pressed hard against the grated step as I rode toward the top; those signs warning about the dangers of escalators are not to be ignored.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The obvious answer to the above sentence is that you should message me if you think that I'm dashingly handsome or devilishly smart ;)

Bonus points if the following applies to you:

1. You like to properly punctuate your txt msgs
2. You make up your own ridiculous slang
3. You really really really like to swim