I can't be summarized...far too simple to put into words. But for you people, I'll make an exception.

I feel I should have been born a bit earlier or WAY later in time. I enjoy life while not actually having much of a personal one to speak of, hence being on here. I don't need to be completed. I exercise regularly, eat healthy, and smoke half a pack a day.
I try to follow the philosophy of Bill Hicks, Ron Paul, Jesus, and Willy Wonka, in that order. I would survive a zombie apocalypse. I want somebody to love...I need...somebody to love.(ok, I didn't come up with that last line admittedly, just dig that tune!)

Living it, to varying degrees of success. I have a good job that utilizes my knack for numbers and problem solving and it provides what I need it to. My passion however is in my hobbies, which include pool, drawing, taking care of my mutt, learning new things to cook, and making people laugh.

Nothing...but I'm above average at almost everything.

My inescapable beauty?! My Adonis-like physique?! My reinforced steel trap of a mind?!

...well if I had any of those I'm sure people would notice them, in reality though I get told I have pretty colored eyes from time to time. Probably the nicest complement I've gotten was a pal telling me I reminded him of the character in Good Will Hunting, I kinda dig that, even though I look nothing like Damon.

Books--Not a huge reader, but The Stand, most things Nick Hornsby has written, any good graphic novel(V for Vendetta, Watchmen come to mind).

Movies--Willy Wonka(The Gene Wilder original btw, I like Depp but puh-lease!). Blazing Saddles, Matrix, Fifth Element, Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Dark Knight, Unbreakable, Office Space, Cable Guy, Caddyshack, Longest Yard, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Groundhog Day, Dirty Work, The Hustler, Cincinnati Kid, Lawerance of Arabia, Great Escape, True Grit(both versions), most Mafia movies, Stargate, Indiana Jones

Shows--Breaking Bad, Dexter, 6 Feet Under, MASH, Seinfeld, Family Guy, A-Team, Chopped, Law and Order, Carnivale, Chapelle Show, Mr Show, Falling Skies, any good Stand up comedy.

Music--RATM, Old country music, Wolfmother, Sinatra, Bob Dylan, Oasis, Toadies, Verve, Beastie Boys, Supergrass, GnR, Muse, Jerry Reed, White Stripes, Black Keys, Sabbath, CCR, Waylon, Willie, Tom Petty

I'm sorta like my dog in that I really only need food, water, a little attention from time to time...and of course my chew rope.

Depends on my energy level and my options on any given Friday, I could go out partying or I could just chill at the crib with my pup.

1) You can type
2) If you want to