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24 M Eugene, OR

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:58pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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"i think you're really cute but your profile makes absolutely no sense lol "

"you look like you're in a britpop band so who's the real loser here huh "

Hi my name is. Travel. Music. Fun loving. Busy. Work hard/Play hard. Family and friends. Easy going. Funny. Awesome. A partner in crime. Sapiosexual. :). Adventures. People notice my eyes/smile. Air, Water, Oxygen ... If I told you then it wouldn't be a secret. Message me if you feel like it. Sometimes I feel like worms. Everyone laughs. HA. ha. ha.

ENTJ and it's fun to think about.
Meyers-Briggs is the new astrology.

When in the waiting room, I'd much rather sift through the children's basket for an I-Spy or coloring book than be caught reading pulp drivel like Time Magazine.

I have a really pretentious tumblr which you can take a gander at here:

What I’m doing with my life
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Following the wind (Says the man who's lived in one town his whole life).

I'm currently going to school with aspirations for some form of media involvement, mainly film. It's an amazing and powerful medium, and the more I experience it the more I'm drawn to it. Music and music production are great too, but not as applicable.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making bad puns
-Sticking my foot in my mouth
-Whistling. I couldn't whistle until I was 17. Then I was suddenly really good.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm aloof. I think it comes off as austere, but really it's more contemplative. Also likely the reason I'm on this website.

My clothes are made up of some of the better selections found at thrift stores, so it probably looks like I ordered pieces from the
L.L. Bean catalogue at random.
EDIT: Apparently this is a thing

Gucci Gucci Louis Louis Fendi Fendi Prada
Basic Bitches wear that shit so I don't even botha
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Paul Auster, Man Changes his Skin, Tremor of Intent, Oedipus at Stalingrad, Starship Troopers. I haven't read Vonnegut or Pahlaniuk, and so I fail as a college undergrad.
I've been reading philosophy and economics recently.
I like surrealism but I don't (usually) like magical realism like Allende or Gaiman.

Godard, Svankmajer, von Trier, Kubrick
Stalingrad, Cross of Iron, O Brother Where Are Thou?, The Conversation, Brazil, Valerie and her Week of Wonders (is this magical realism, or surrealsim?)

I have the musical taste of a 16 year old girl.

e.g. Lau Nau, Matt Elliott, Larkin Grimm, Spires That in the Sunset Rise
Shostakovich, Sarasate, Satie.

Artichoke Hearts, Garlic, Hash Browns, Sharp Cheddar, Miracle Whip (so gross, so tangy and delicious)
I like my eggs like I like my crime fiction.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Inspiration
2. Colour
3. Contemplation
4. Camaraderie (seriously, I'm no individualist)
5. Alliteration
6. Song
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ms. InuitInua's sexy eyebrows.

Gender dynamics, nature vs. nurture, technology's inherent cross-section with ideological politics (on the right, Marinetti vs. Spengler; on the left, Marcuse vs. Timothy Leary), any allowable practicality in Freudian psychoanalytic theory, the fact that I just choked on my tea, how to effect sprezzatura and whether or not that's even valuable.

Sus jokes.

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On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Waiting for the Electrician, or Someone Like Him.

I may perhaps be out on a dance floor somewhere doing my best Elaine impression. Otherwise I'm enjoying a quiet evening at home twiddling my thumbs.

Also, flagging your profile picture as art/ecu.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate pewdiepie but I really like JonTron and VideoGameDunkey even though they're really stupid.

Also I watch goofy guys play video games more than I play video games myself.

Also I play video games.
You should message me if
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You are Tatterhood.

You can tell me why her head is a potato.

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