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Audiosmurf

24 M Grande Prairie, Alberta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:57pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
There isn't a whole lot to say, really! I'm a pretty laid back person, and people tell me I'm pretty funny I guess. Very much a geek, interested in games (electronic or traditional!) computers, cooking, and music mostly.

I'm newISH in Grande Prairie, and really interested in meeting some new people. Don't really know anyone in town. Down to do whatever.
I’m really good at
Got a serious knack for computers and always have, and I'm a pretty okay cook (at least I think so.)

Joaks

NOTHING ELSE
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sorta hard to answer, my tastes are allll over the place. A couple of my favourite books are The Old Man & The Sea, John Dies at the End, and American Gods. I'm also a huge fan of H.P. Lovecraft and all of his work. NEW ADDITION: This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It.

For movies, I really like anything as long as it's good. I'm a huge fan of horror and psychological thrillers, though. Some favourites are Oldboy, Fight Club, Jacob's Ladder, I Love You Philip Morris, and Noroi. I think Rosemary's Baby is the greatest movie ever made in the history of film. Current favourites are Drive, Black Dynamite, and Moonrise Kingdom.

I don't watch a whole lot of TV but I really like It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Dead Like Me, Adventure Time, and Parks & Rec.

I have way way way too many favourite bands to list, but my all time favourites are probably The Mountain Goats (and John Darnielle in general,) Black Moth Super Rainbow, Ween, Electric Six, The Magnetic Fields, and Dinosaur Jr. AND WU-TANG. My secret love for shitty third wave ska will never die.

Food is food. I try to eat lots of different delicious things because I'm a pretentious aspiring gourmand.
The six things I could never do without
1. Shelter
2. Food
3. CASH MONEY DOLLA BILLS
4. Dogs
5. SERIES OF TUBES
6. SHITTY ELEVATOR MUSIC
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next meal. How big the universe is, man, I mean whoa it's like, man, whoa.
On a typical Friday night I am
Capricious nature makes this question difficult to answer but lately probably working out of town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I WAS NEVER TERRIBLY FOND OF ANY MONTY PYTHON FILM OTHER THAN THE MEANING OF LIFE, AND MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS WASN'T GREAT EITHER.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to meet some nasty maritime trash wait no I mean can we strike that from the record what do you mean no