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Auditor007

35 M Brandon, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:17am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Attention ladies - If you can't control your impulses and keep your composure at the sight of a guy so hot he makes the sun look cold, then please don't bother to continue reading. I'm not looking for women who are trying to "hook up" or just use me for my body. With that out of the way, let's dispense with the unpleasantries...

With so many profiles on this site that you can choose to visit, thanks for coming to visit mine. And I'll come right out and say that it turns out you're lucky because, as it happens, you've stumbled upon the best profile on here. As far as the others are concerned, it only goes downhill from mine. Then, now that I have some of your attention, maybe it would be good to tell you a few relevant things I want you to know.

- Like everything, I am nothing. What I mean is, given enough time, like all things in this world, I'll be gone. So if you're curious, send me a message now.
- I'm tall as hell. Like, you'll be hard-pressed to find anyone taller than me in your city :)
- I'm dedicated to my two-year old son and being the best father I can to him. In addition, I'm fiercely loyal to my friends and those I love.
- I'm an audit director for a major accounting firm; it takes a lot of my time.
- I believe it's a good thing that you get along with whomever you're with. I don't do the whole "opposites attract" thing. And I don't have patience for drama.
- Personally, I'm looking for something long-term. Dating is a pain in the ass and I don't really care for it.
- Maybe some words about what I want. I like women who are smart and can hold a conversation. Women who have some self-confidence and can take care of themselves. Independence is also attractive to me. If you can't live with yourself, then I doubt I'd want to live with you.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it with finesse and skill, I'd like to think...
I’m really good at
Making people laugh and bumping my head on things...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite food: Any and everything. Special shout to Mexican food and Pizza, two foods that I'm compelled to eat whenever I see them :))
The six things I could never do without
My son;
My family;
My career;
Delicious, unhealthy food;
Coffee;
Alcohol.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why there seems to be so many registered nurses on this site.
On a typical Friday night I am
nowhere of consequence.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll tell you two private things about me. First, I'm an introvert by nature and second, my trust is an easy thing to break.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You want a genuine relationship, and you can see past my astonishing good looks and appreciate what I have to offer on the inside. So then that means I'm not looking for players, abusers, or women who just want to use me for my body; so don't bother.