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ALstl

32 F O'Fallon, MO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Education
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am not extremely loquacious when it comes to autobiographies but if you ask a question I am usually happy to answer... choose wisely.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying it to the last drop!
I’m really good at
Timing. I know just how long to dunk a Double Stuff Oreo where the milk is perfectly absorbed without the cookie getting soggy.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm tall, heels put me over 6 foot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fall On You Knees is still my favorite book. I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell is on my night stand and pick a random story for a laugh. I have Netflix to breeze though shows like It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Walking Dead, Weeds, or the best show possibly ever- Breaking Bad. I have never out grown my affection for pizza but I am quite the salad connoisseur. I drove to NYC to see Muse play at The Garden(tickets were cheaper there than STL).
The six things I could never do without
My family & friends
Milk
Caffeine
Laughter
Humility
Toothbrush/toothpaste/mouthwash/floss
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where to next. I want to see the world, there just isn't enough time to see the same place twice.. or is there? -TBD
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends but sometimes my Friday falls on a Tuesday?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I drop an ice cube I will kick it under the fridge. Whew, glad to get that out of the way ; )
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You don't have that fresh out of prison look. Also, please understand I am first and foremost a mother of two amazing boys. Back to that fresh out of prison look, in all seriousness one of the reasons I will not post pictures of my pride and joy is there are some strange birds online.

Oh, a couple more.. Even though the thought of my boss, neighbors, an ex, or really anyone I know on this planet coming across my profile is unsettling I still posted my picture. I find it funny when I get messages starting along the lines of, "I see we have a lot in common.." when clearly that is far from reality. I am not one to lounge around, if I gather you may be(or have no way to know from a mullet sporting avatar picture) then you will not get a response. I take care of my figure and am interested in someone who does too.

Last but not least! Ladies(I can see you stop by) I am not against platonic female friendships from here. It hasn't happened but the idea of a single gf *what, you don't have to submit a night out request for approval!?* appeals to me. All my single girlfriends have fleed Missouri, damn them.