Stop creeping my profile, Tyler.
I'm Audrye. I'm goofy, silly, and love tattoos. I'm 19, I like to
fuck around a lot and tell offensive jokes. I like to consider
myself intelligent, but like everyone else, I have occasional
blonde moments. I'm an animal lover, and if it weren't for bacon,
I'd probably be a vegetarian. Ehhh never mind, I like buffalo wings
too much, too.
I'm pretty damn tall for a chick, pushing 6 feet in the right
heels, so I apologize if tall bitches aren't yo thang. Short dudes
What I’m doing with my life
Working. But other than that, I like to bring home stray animals
and re-home them. Kind've a hobby. Cept I tend to keep some here
I’m really good at
Anything you can do I can do better :p
I'm also an awesome cat/rat mommy. (I have 4 pet rats)
The first things people usually notice about me
The *partial* lack of soul due to my unnaturally red hair.
Realistically, I still have a third of my soul.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Any book you throw at me, I'll read. The Art of Racing in the Rain
made me cry like a little bitch. You should read it.
I like comedy movies, along with drama, sci-fi, action, and
Ethiopian, Thai, and Indian foods are my favorites, as well as
Vietnamese, Mexican, Chinese, and comfort foods.
I'll listen to any genre music, excluding country.
TV. Here we go. Big Bang Theory. How I Met Your Mother. Adventure
Time. Almost anything on the science or history channels, along
with all the food shows.
The six things I could never do without
Internet, movies, music, pets, coffee, and modern plumbing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dude. Just everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Forever alone. Or drunk. Sometimes both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Lol there's no such thing as "private" on the internet.
You should message me if
You think I'm awesome. Which I am.
Also, if you consider yourself normal, I have bad news for you.