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Aufsteigend

21 Barker, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–22
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Seeing Someone
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), Esperanto (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Cynicism and Depression Incarnate.

SO IF THAT FLOATS YOUR BOAT THEN GET AT ME FEMALES.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
UNNGNH THAT TRICKLE-DOWN
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Plat III in League of Legends. That's right, form an orderly queue, ladies.

Otherwise I'm just a PC Master Race Blue-piller with a minimum wage job in JESUS CHRIST'S CHOSEN COUNTRY
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either cripplingly shy or very loud and eccentric.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Gangplank, Females, An Internet connection, (fake) Green Tea, Leftism, and a dream.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
DONALD TRUMP'S MANHOOD THROBBING FOR WHAT MADE AMERICA GREAT
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a typical Friday Night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once had an obsession with Pelicans.

I have my doubts that Barack Obama adheres to Islam.

I totally have a severe problem with women (the lesser sex) being able to operate on their own accord without the assistance, chaperoning, and subjugation that only men (the greater sex) may provide them. You must feel guilty for your natural bodily processes even though Jesus Christ (y)our Lord and Savior/his Father who is also Himself created you to be that way.

Can you believe people actually believe that?
You should message me if
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You're from a foreign (read: Non-Murican) country that you'd like to educate an ugly American about.

You're a socialist who wants to own the means of reproduction. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I have a really hard time working up the courage to initiate a conversation, but if I looked at your profile before vice-versa, it probably means that I was in some way interested in your appearance/compatibility/sweet baps.