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My self-summary
It's like Rain Man + Faker + R63'd Rosa Luxemberg.

I think that anything can be joked about or laughed at, and that self-criticism and self-reformation is one of the most neglected tropes in history for humans to adhere to.

I am not easy-going or even remotely chill.
What I’m doing with my life
Delivering Pizzas in the middle of the conservative wasteland of rural Upstate NY, trying to save up money to... Eke out some miserable living in our feudal corporate world.
I’m really good at
Plat III in League of Legends. That's right, form an orderly queue, ladies.

I write a lot of fictional roleplay stuff for two main settings (D&D 3.5 and Freelancer, respectively) but I think I could write nearly anything given enough caffeine, inspiration, and whatnot.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm cripplingly shy when in a bad mood but caffeine brings me allll the way around to the other side, making me say/do things more in line with intoxication.

I have Asperger's Syndrome, a form of "mild" autism. Feel free to ask about it if interested, but it's hard to "compare" it to Neurotypicality because I've never actually experienced it.

Otherwise I've been told that my eyes are an interesting shade of Icy blue, but I've heard different descriptions from different people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In High School and College I practically elevated Pink Floyd to a religion with Roger Waters as its Messiah. The autism certainly helped with my fixation but I still find so many of its politically charged lyrics completely unanswered for in society even when they were written 30 or even 40 years prior.
The six things I could never do without
Gangplank, Females, An Internet connection, (fake) Green Tea, Leftism, and a dream.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, the future of so many others who struggle as I do, and whether we'll be cast aside in the solitary dream of our benefactors.

If I looked at your profile, there's a decent chance I'm also thinking about you.
On a typical Friday night I am
"No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like die I cant think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook" And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, "MARK ZUCKERBERG"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once had an obsession with Pelicans.

I have my doubts that Barack Obama adheres to Islam.
You should message me if
You're from a foreign (read: Non-Murican) country that you'd like to educate an ugly American about.

You're a socialist who wants to own the means of reproduction. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Coincidentally, I have a severe weakness for redheads which is clearly related.

You think you can show me that the world is in fact not cruel, heartless, and lonely.

You want to cuddle up and listen to me rant about the world while Pink Floyd's on in the background.

You think you can be the Not-So-Grump to my Grump.

I have a really hard time working up the courage to initiate a conversation, but if I looked at your profile before vice-versa, it probably means that I was in some way interested in your appearance/compatibility/sweet baps.

A "like" from me is an invitation to message me if you're interested, by the way!