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21 Barker, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Esperanto (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's like Rain Man + Faker + R63'd Rosa Luxemberg.

I think that anything can be joked about or laughed at, and that self-criticism and self-reformation is one of the most neglected tropes in history for humans to adhere to.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Delivering Pizzas in the middle of the conservative wasteland of rural Upstate NY, trying to save up money to... Eke out some miserable living in our feudal corporate world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Plat III in League of Legends. That's right, form an orderly queue, ladies.

I write a lot of fictional roleplay stuff for two main settings (D&D 3.5 and Freelancer, respectively) but I think I could write nearly anything given enough caffeine, inspiration, and whatnot.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm cripplingly shy when in a bad mood but caffeine brings me allll the way around to the other side, making me say/do things more in line with intoxication.

I have Asperger's Syndrome, a form of "mild" autism. Feel free to ask about it if interested, but it's hard to "compare" it to Neurotypicality because I've never actually experienced it.

Otherwise I've been told that my eyes are an interesting shade of Icy blue, but I've heard different descriptions from different people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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In High School and College I practically elevated Pink Floyd to a religion with Roger Waters as its Messiah. The autism certainly helped with my fixation but I still find so many of its politically charged lyrics completely unanswered for in society even when they were written 30 or even 40 years prior.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Gangplank, Females, An Internet connection, (fake) Green Tea, Leftism, and a dream.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, the future of so many others who struggle as I do, and whether we'll be cast aside in the solitary dream of our benefactors.

If I looked at your profile, there's a decent chance I'm also thinking about you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once had an obsession with Pelicans.

I have my doubts that Barack Obama adheres to Islam.
You should message me if
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You're from a foreign (read: Non-Murican) country that you'd like to educate an ugly American about.

You're a socialist who wants to own the means of reproduction. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Coincidentally, I have a severe weakness for redheads which is clearly related.

You think you can show me that the world is in fact not cruel, heartless, and lonely.

You want to cuddle up and listen to me rant about the world while Pink Floyd's on in the background.

You think you can be the Not-So-Grump to my Grump.

I have a really hard time working up the courage to initiate a conversation, but if I looked at your profile before vice-versa, it probably means that I was in some way interested in your appearance/compatibility/sweet baps.

A "like" from me is an invitation to message me if you're interested, by the way!