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AurallySelfish

26 M Frederick, MD

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Message me! Really, it's cool. You can. You'll enjoy yourself. Me? I'm an adventure loving nerd-geek-thing (THAT IS A PERFECTLY CROMULENT WORD!) who lives life to the fullest and embraces every moment. Yes, this is cliche. I like it and it's incredibly accurate. Curiosity and passion drive me as a person. I want to experience everything.

I suppose the first thing to note is I've already found a wonderful person to share my adventure with - UnicornTron3000 (currently deactivated, life's busy!). We're in an ethically non monoganous open relationship, and currently exploring poly but she is my best friend, my everything. That is non negotiable.

We aren't looking for unicorns or individuals to date together. If I message you, or you message me all you get is me ^_^
What I’m doing with my life
I run a small business with my S/O. We make art, and have been for a long time. Ask for a link if you want to check it out! It literally consumes a huge chunk of my life, waking, sleeping, and everything in between. (HELP ME!)
I also exercise as often as possible - C25K changed my life!
I want more out of life than work and fitness though, so I am actively seeking new hobbies. If you do something remotely interesting to you, tell me all about it! I'll probably be interested doing it too!

I travel the country at every opportunity.

I attend conventions (anime, sci-fi, writers conventions, bdsm, sex, etc) on the regular, for both work and pleasure. Yes, there are sex conventions. It's exactly like it sounds.

I play video games, card games, board games, sports, etc. with everyone and anyone who will play, often =D
I’m really good at
Kicking your ass at a game of Munchkin!

Soccer

Singing at the top of my lungs driving down the road.

Multi-tasking while wearing a million different hats. Comes with the territory of entrepreneurship I guess =D

Shamelessly being myself - I don't fit in your box, and that's okay!

I played a video game competitively, and earned a decent living doing so, when I was younger. - Aforementioned bad decisions with my life, right? =o
The first things people usually notice about me
My ass, followed by my body if I'm on a cut. ^_^

I'm kiiiind of an exhibitionist.

My faceshape works wonderful for being bald. Gee thanks, really! :)

I'm a weird combination of calm yet energetic.

I've always got a smile on my face or a mischievous twinkle in my eyes.

I'm very expressive - one look at my eyes and you'll know what I'm thinking.

I have five piercings but often only wear one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am a devourer of books. Fiction, nonfiction, literary, reference... hell, even blog long form journalism. I suppose it's more of a devourer of the written word. I am a huge fan of the school of thought espoused by Stephen Fry. Go look up his typography on linguistic pedantry to get an idea of what I mean.
I'm currently irritated by modern fantasy writers. Originally it was just "FINISH THE BOOK GEORGE" - now it seems like every author out there is more absorbed with Tv deals and charities and unable to complete their works. Come on Patrick, build worlds later!
I am a huge fan of the Name of the Wind series by Patrick Rothfuss.
I love to read aloud and I'm considering chasing a secondary career in audio books because everyone tells me how wonderful my voice is.
If you haven't read LOTR or Dune or Terry Goodkind or Terry Brooks or Piers Anthony you're missing out on magic.

I have read almost everything Star Wars related that exists.

I don't really watch TV much, outside of Dr Who and things like Futurama, Family Guy and the Simpsons. I just... don't have the time to sit on the couch often.
The six things I could never do without
My animals (two stray cats and a dog). Huge problems because of that, finding a place to live in a metro area that's cool with a medium sized dog AND a pair of cats is... hell. What can you do though?

People. We're social creatures by nature, right? I'm much worse. I can't spend more than a week without meeting someone new - I go stir crazy.

My eyesight -I had LASIK done at a young age. Without glasses/contacts I was legally blind. Being able to truly see the world is incredibly moving to me. I would sooner give up both touch and hearing before sight.

The ability to think cohesively and rationally. I've been drunk before, I've been high before, I've been so angry I couldn't think rationally. Worst feelings in the world.

My S/O. She is my best friend. That person you share a bond with so powerful you can't find words for it. That silly person that makes me start to wax poetic just thinking about her.(Embarrassing!)

Potassium! Just to be a smart ass =)
But seriously - I eat a ketogenic diet and I have a hard time getting enough potassium, so it's constantly on my mind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Self improvement.
How I am going to leave an impression on the world.
How every person you meet influences who you are and who you'll become.
The disturbing reality that is our political climate in the USA.
Where I want to travel next.
Why these people keep looking at me but not saying hello! (Oh, wait, I know that one!)

The upcoming hockey season, surprisingly. LETS GO RED WINGS!
On a typical Friday night I am
I love coffee shops and book stores. So honestly most Friday nights are spent either at home with my S/O, enjoying a coffee and some cards, or at a coffee shop or bookstore doing the same things.

Unless its a work weekend- Then I'm at whichever convention is going on, meeting people, promoting, and juggling a million things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not selfish at all :)

I'll admit almost anything that isn't related to someone else in messages

aural21 is my snapchat

I'm also on FetLife
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're okay with someone exploring their poly relationship. This doesn't mean that I want to necessarily bring you into our relationship just because I'm messaging you. I'm messaging you because I think we can click in some way. Sometimes that's purely physical, other times it's emotional or more.

One thing to note is - we're individuals. You don't have to like my S/O to be involved with me in some way. She'll be aware if you, and is absolutely a wonderful individual. But we date as individuals not as a couple. I'm not looking for a unicorn, or someone to fuck while she watches or any other nonsense. This profile, and all messages associated with it are strictly about me and whomever I'm talking to.

You're someone who knows who they are and what they want out of life.

You want to have a conversation and can say more than "Hey" or any of the other conversation killing things in your first message.

You have interesting hobbies. Please! I want to experience all the things, and your passion for your hobbies makes them incredibly more appealing. So tell me what you love to do!

You've been to the historic haven here in Frederick.

You're looking for a safe, sane fwb and willing to provide documentation and adhere to safe sex practices.

If you actually read the whole thing, let me know.II'll be tickled to death