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26 F New Orleans, LA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:31pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I got a halo 'round my head.

*Before you read any further, I should probably just make note that I no longer live in Louisiana, and that I really don't use this account anymore. But if you have something interesting to say, I may eventually see the message. And if you are lucky I might even respond. However, be advised that I have a very broad definition of words like "lucky". I am a descriptivist with a soft spot for decorative prescriptive grammars. In laymen's terms, that is like a democrat who is still willing to say that Sarah Palin is kind of hot, despite being completely, well, Sarah Palin. Okay this makes no sense. Basically, message at your own risk.
What I’m doing with my life
It's a radiant blur
I’m really good at
Keeping secrets in my garden shed

(as a side note, I have quite the green thumb)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
The six things I could never do without
C6H12O6. Actually, one of those is a "twelve thing"...but hey, it's a multiple.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"That everybody is identical in their secret unspoken belief that way deep down they are different from everyone else. That this isn't necessarily perverse....That God--unless you're Charlton Heston, or unhinged, or both--speaks and acts entirely through the vehicle of human beings, if there is a God."
^^^ten points to Gryffindor if you know what this is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Abusing hashtags: Being a fly on the wall disguised as a sociable young lady;
Enjoying a nice Wild Turkey OTR: being a contented little Ernest Hemingway disguised as a stick in the mud in footie pajamas
-but also-
"There are no typical Friday nights" -Said Everyone On OKCupid, Ever
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I got books that I never ever read
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You know where Shiny Prize is; you believe in--or at least have some sort of opinion on--metempsychosis; you are not a sociopath; you want to play Machaut and Dufay on ripping bass chords with me; you are the type to pick a girl up and carry her over a really big mud puddle, but also the type to accept a piggyback ride from the same girl when you're the one in expensive shoes and she's barefoot.