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27 New Orleans, LA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Dec 17, 2014
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Strictly anything
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I got a halo 'round my head.

*Before you read any further, I should probably just make note that I no longer live in Louisiana, and that I really don't use this account anymore. But if you have something interesting to say, I may eventually see the message. And if you are lucky I might even respond. However, be advised that I have a very broad definition of words like "lucky". I am a descriptivist with a soft spot for decorative prescriptive grammars. In laymen's terms, that is like a democrat who is still willing to say that Sarah Palin is kind of hot, despite being completely, well, Sarah Palin. Okay this makes no sense. Basically, message at your own risk.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
It's a radiant blur
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping secrets in my garden shed

(as a side note, I have quite the green thumb)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Simple like a child, I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
C6H12O6. Actually, one of those is a "twelve thing"...but hey, it's a multiple.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"That everybody is identical in their secret unspoken belief that way deep down they are different from everyone else. That this isn't necessarily perverse....That God--unless you're Charlton Heston, or unhinged, or both--speaks and acts entirely through the vehicle of human beings, if there is a God."
^^^ten points to Gryffindor if you know what this is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Abusing hashtags: Being a fly on the wall disguised as a sociable young lady;
Enjoying a nice Wild Turkey OTR: being a contented little Ernest Hemingway disguised as a stick in the mud in footie pajamas
-but also-
"There are no typical Friday nights" -Said Everyone On OKCupid, Ever
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got books that I never ever read
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know where Shiny Prize is; you believe in--or at least have some sort of opinion on--metempsychosis; you are not a sociopath; you want to play Machaut and Dufay on ripping bass chords with me; you are the type to pick a girl up and carry her over a really big mud puddle, but also the type to accept a piggyback ride from the same girl when you're the one in expensive shoes and she's barefoot.