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AureliusJ

29 M Ann Arbor, MI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Go away, I don't want you here.

This profile is mostly a joke for me, but some of you can be cool. I am going to live in Latin America and New York City at some point in the future.

I date younger girls, because older girls (every girl 27 or older) want babies tomorrow, and I don't want babies tomorrow.

The only dates/hangouts I do anymore are either drinks at a bar or cookies and wine. You could also workout with me (it's free).

There are very few exceptions to this rule.

I am:

* Ambitious - I'm going to be important. I do smart people things.

* Funny - Like haha funny, not "oh my god" funny.

* Athletic - I lift heavy things and throw them on the ground repeatedly. I'd eventually like to take steroids.

* Educated - I read some books.

* Sarcastic - I tease.

* Adventurous - I plan on living on the beach in Cabo, in Baja Sur Mexico at some point in my life. I plan on driving there. Giddy-up.

* Aggressive - I like to take the lead.

I'm Andy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like House of Cards and Breaking Bad.

I never saw Game of Thrones, but I did read the books when I was a teenager.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once made a girl cry when asking for her phone number.

I also 5 star everyone to see who likes me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
On a crazy scale of 1-Tom Cruise, you are no greater than a 6.

I lift, work, and write apps. I am a bit ruthless and want to succeed no matter what. If you can handle that, great.