This profile is mostly a joke for me, but some of you can be cool. I want to live in Latin America and New York City.
I date younger girls, because older girls (every girl 27 or older) want babies tomorrow, and I don't want babies tomorrow.
* Ambitious - I'm going to be important. I do smart people things.
* Funny - Like haha funny, not "oh my god" funny.
* Athletic - I lift heavy things and throw them on the ground repeatedly. I'd eventually like to take steroids.
* Educated - I read some books.
* Sarcastic - Go away.
* Adventurous - I plan on living on the beach in Cabo, in Baja Sur Mexico at some point in my life. I plan on driving there. Giddy-up.
* Aggressive - I like to take the lead.
* Not clingy - I like space.