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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 9
White, Other
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Currently, I am in a happy polyamorous relationship. If you are curious, just ask!

Some of my favorite things are good black coffee, playing Kinks songs on Mt. Tabor, bouldering every day, and enjoying the wild green/white yonder.

Currently working as a manager in high tech but used to be a manager making granola at a big bakery. I made the Muppets Swedish Chef voice sometimes while managing adults.

I care a lot about music and art in general. To put it concisely, I love things that have a lot of meaning that I don't yet understand i.e. very challenging books, making odd beers, rarely seen landscapes, strange strangers, and music that brings something new to convey. Staying in my comfort zone is extremely uncomfortable for me.

Fun things I did recently or am doing soon:
-Forest Park Check
-Dog Mountain Check
-Sauvie Island Nudie Beach. Check
-Silver Star Hike?
-Sky Diving? Yep
-North Carolina wilderness. Check.
-Skiing Mt Hood! Check.
-Learning Spanish. Verificar.
What I’m doing with my life
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I boulder almost every day. Otherwise trying new beers and wine, writing music, hiking new places. Some weeks I go to local shows more days than not, other weeks I like to relax and study/read/cook curry/get current on mostly indie music.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Music: piano/guitar (lots). Knowing lots about how the universe and organisms work due to my background.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My slightly curly hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Stuff by David Foster Wallace, Bret Easton Ellis, Hemingway, Salinger, Burgess, Joyce, David Sedaris, Philip K. Dick, Calvin & Hobbes, and Palahniuk.

Movies: Holy shit documentaries, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, City of God, Garden State, A Scanner Darkly, Seconds, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Children of Men, The Princess Bride.

Shows: Seinfeld, Futurama, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Louie, Arrested Development, Adventure Time, Bob's Burgers, IT Crowd.

Music: Thee Oh Sees, Ty Segall, LCD Soundsystem, Modest Mouse, Elliott Smith, Real Estate, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nirvana, Sufjan Stevens, The Pixies, Dr. Dog, Wilco. Have Spotify? Bam.

Thai, Indian, Vegan/Vegetarian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. New experiences
2. Music
3. Self-Expression
4. Learning
5. Biking/Skiing
6. Volunteering

Six things I do without:
1. Meat (not bothered by what other people eat)
2. Sports
3. Facebook
4. Popular culture
5. TV/Video Games
6. Meeting people for sex/short-term flings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Waldo and Carmen Sandiego could really get it on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Off to somewhere new in wonderful Portland or in with some good Heart coffee, my favorite bands, and a good David Foster Wallace book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was locked in a lazer tag place once when I was less than ten. Ran around terrified in my little space suit in an Escher-like maze for 2 hours. David Bowie never showed up.
You should message me if
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Just because
people love your mind,
doesn't mean they
have to have your body,

I like women who wear wear their heart on their sleeves of driest wit. Turn ons: Self-confident, artistic, insightful, compassionate, affectionate, and maybe even write say five thoughtful sentences haha.