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41 M Austin, TX

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6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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How do I know what to put here? I'm not one for self promotion. And we all know that marketing is essentially the work of the devil. But I'll try my best.

Things about me: I'm smart (usually), tall (always), goofy (usually at the most inopportune times), intellectually curious (love physics, especially astrophysics), passionate (about all kinds of random things), I sometimes talk pretty and say interesting things, other times I giggle at farts, I'm not into scenes or fads (no judgement, I've always been more of an observer, humans are silly and amazing and fascinating), I like to gossip and think most sports are boring (played them but think watching them is dull, I'm generally comfortable in my skin, I'm not a joiner (bit of an iconoclast), however I love new experiences, I ramble (as is obvious), I am poltically progressive but independent minded. I am too fickle to commit to the permanence of tattoos, I love cars (to steal a line, they are metal made beautiful). As a child I wanted to be an astronaut or a writer or a stand up comic. I have an over-active imagination. I can't pass up a joke, but try to never say anything mean to anyone. I can recite Bring Tha Noise by Public Enemy at incredible speed. I have a high tolerance for weirdness and always end up talking to the freaks of the world.

I took a personality test when I was in 6th grade and I still have the dot matrix printout of the results and the continued accuracy of the results amaze me. Perhaps they shouldn't. I was a broken hearted romantic at age 12 and I still am today. It's hard for an idealist to live in such an imperfect world. Not sure why I bothered to add this, maybe there's some insight in there somewhere. I swear I'm not a maudlin person.
What I’m doing with my life
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Whatever comes to mind. A planned path is well tread. I admire driven people with goals but I'm a "stop and smell the roses" type. If you're looking for a take charge alpha guy, that's not me. There's only one area of life where I have take charge alpha qualities (wink, nudge), but generally I am more of the laid back loveable goof a la 80's teen comedies. Think Lloyd Dobler grown up, with all the included paradoxes.
I’m really good at
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Lots of things. I am a decent writer. I am creative and immaginative (some would say childish). I am great at getting things from the top shelf. I kick ass at listening. I can make the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs. I have a great memory for pointless trivia. I have been known to attempt humor. I excel at making people feel good about themselves, because everyone deserves to.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall. I love it when people tell me that. I always want to act like it's news to me. But that is lame and would get old fast. So I don't.

I'm also a smart ass. A loveable smart ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Forever War, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater, Snow Crash, Heart of Darkness.
Movies: Star Wars, Miller's Crossing, Office Space, Fast Cheap and Out of Control.
Music: The Clash, Husker Du, The Replacements, The Pogues.
TV: Arrested Development, Avatar the Last Airbender, Master Chef, Daily Show.
Food: Mexican, Indian, Chinese, Thai, Mediterranean, anything. I love trying new food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can't answer this without being sarcastic. I don't need much.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People and how they are so strange and fascinating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll own up to anything, but you have to ask first.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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Normal bores you and pretentiousness disgusts you.

You know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

You're a sexy nerdy nympho heiress.

You have super powers and want a sidekick. I will also accept masterminds with volcanic lairs and plans for world domination who need a partner. I'll go 60-40 with you, it's your lair after all.

You're awesome and complex (at least in your own mind) and no one seems to get you.