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AusiLorato

30 F Boston, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
With age, I've learned that instead of screaming into the abyss, I can whisper soft, sweet nothings into it; it's a lot less exhausting and has a similar impact.

But I still scream anyway.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting my stupid idiot Ph.D. in clinical psychology WHATEVER
I’m really good at
- confronting demons.
- applying Hanlon's Razor.
- explaining jokes. I hope you like your jokes explained.
- dealing with the dilemma of being a meaning-making creature in a world without meaning.
- drafting professional wrestlers and divas for my fantasy professional wrestling league.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV - Golden Girls; Elementary; Twin Peaks; True Detective; Breaking Bad; Star Trek

Movies - Air Bud: Spikes Back; Air Bud: World Pup; and Air Bud: Golden Receiver (in that order). But NOT Air Bud, or Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch (terrible, terrible movie).

Books - The Last Air Bud by J. M. Coetzee; Air Bud is for Everyone by bell hooks; Baby Geniuses, The Book (a novelization of the 1999 smash hit comedy movie, Baby Geniuses)
The six things I could never do without
- Vipassana
- Soccer. Unless I blow my knees out again and then: fuck it.
- Kangaroo Jack on BluRay
- My charming boyfriend, MoopocalypseCow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- how to smash the goddamn White Supremacist Capitalist Patriarchy
- power dynamics.
- if Sisyphus is really happy? (The answer is: yes. (I gotta believe, man. I gotta believe.))
- WWC(ftcs)D???
(What Would Cathy (from the comic strip) Do?) (and then do the opposite.)
- the cognitive and affective underpinnings of humor.
- the politics of humor.
- I want a Beagle. Or a Corgi. Or a Beagorgi.
- crafting the perfect facebook status.
- how fart jokes are one of the most sophisticated forms of humor. (e.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-5grMARwtU8)

... I'm serious about that last one.
I believe that a large chunk of our social problems could be at least partly addressed if we were able to accept and love our bodies, and all of their disgusting, glorious functions. I think fart and poop jokes chip away at that barrier so many humans have about recognizing our animality.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've cried while watching Drop Dead Diva. However, rather than attributing that to being pathetic, I prefer to believe it is a manifestation of a profound capacity to connect with the human experience through various forms of art, regardless of merit.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
I am pretty busy these days, already in a relationship, and fantastically lazy. This combination results in me being mega terrible at responding to messages- even the most thoughtful ones. For this, I apologize.
But sometimes I do!
So if you're okay with the possibility of me not responding and/or you didn't bother to read this, then by all means, fire away.