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31 • Chicago, IL • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 26–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating
- Last online
- Oct 2
- 5′ 6″ (1.68m)
- Body Type
- Working on Ph.D program
- Open relationship
- Mostly non-monogamous
- English (Okay), Other (Poorly)
- applying Hanlon's Razor.
- explaining jokes. I hope you like your jokes explained.
- dealing with the dilemma of being a meaning-making creature in a world without inherent meaning.
- drafting professional wrestlers and divas for my fantasy professional wrestling league.
- screaming into the void.
- gently whispering into the void.
- tenderly caressing the void.
Movies - Air Bud: Spikes Back; Air Bud: World Pup; and Air Bud: Golden Receiver (in that order). But NOT Air Bud, or Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch (terrible, terrible movie).
Books - The Last Air Bud by J. M. Coetzee; Air Bud is for Everyone by bell hooks; Baby Geniuses, The Book (a novelization of the 1999 smash hit comedy movie, Baby Geniuses)
- Soccer. Unless I blow my knees out again and then: fuck it.
- Kangaroo Jack on BluRay
- L.A. Beast
- My charming boyfriend, MoopocalypseCow
- power dynamics.
- if Sisyphus is really happy? (The answer is: yes. (I gotta believe, man. I gotta believe.))
(What Would Cathy (from the comic strip) Do?) (and then do the opposite.)
- the cognitive and affective underpinnings of humor.
- the politics of humor. (Always punch up.)
- crafting the perfect facebook status.
- how to get the dog to stop licking the carpet.
But sometimes I do!
So if you're okay with the possibility of me not responding and/or you didn't bother to read this, then by all means, fire away.
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