Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I come from a land down under ... yet I made my way over to the
states for University.
I found a job I love for a smaller beer brewery, running books and
heading up marketing, which keeps me on the road a lot and lets me
explore the country. I spend as much time as I can outside --
hiking, playing rugby, exploring, or anything involving the water.
When I am home, you can find me catching up on TV shows, at the
pub, or playing drums with my band.
To be forthright, though, I'm giving the online thing a shot
because too many folks I meet reject me due to my endowment -- it
must be an American thing because this never happened back home
(the one downside to America, ha).
For better or worse, I'm just shy of 11 inches long and 7 inches
around, and finding a partner is made even tougher by my rather
insatiable sexual appetite and nearly non-existent refractory
Yes, I know this is all rather blunt, but after encountering far
too much size-based rejection, I figure I might as well try
something new. There must be some Americans out there who don't
mind larger equipment ...
Despite the content of my profile, I am ideally searching for more
than just fun, though I'm open to different experiences.
I'm always looking for new adventure mates across the country too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working for a small beer brewer, keeping books and heading up
marketing/distribution. Enjoying life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV: Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Community ,Modern Family,
Walking Dead, Lost
Movies: Rounders, Usual Suspects, Hangover, Dirty Rotten
Books: Catch-22, 1984, Harry Potter, Cat's Cradle
Food: Anything spicy, a good steak, sushi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A body of water
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a plane, train, or automobile off somewhere for work ... or just
in a pub
You should message me if
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You're up for an adventure ...
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