Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am looking for love. Snuggles. Happiness. Maybe even more. I am
looking for more than just that though, really. Depends on if
you're serious about me or not. But I would definitely like more
Disclaimer: I would also like to advise if I message you, not to be
afraid to message back. You're here for the same reason I am. I'm
just trying to start conversations. NATURALLY, I can't talk to you
like I know what you did yesterday or something...
I am Cuddly, cute, and clever.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get out of a lot of things. Trying to get out of
Government Help so I can turn the tables and help THEM out. I have
my permit. Hopefully, I'll get my license to drive sometime. I am
also going to college to be a software producer, though a little
lacking in math. Working to fix that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. I'm a funny guy. I can sometimes make puns by
the millions. I am goofy. I am also good at video games I hear. I
have seen people on the internet who are way better but I can beat
about any game I like in a day if it keeps my interest up. I also
have a smile that incites a return smile almost every time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My cuteness. I am a charmer, I heard. I don't see it though. xD My
beard at times. Some people say I need to shave it, but I love how
I got that Chuck Norris thing going on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like comedy movies, cartoons, and very few anime,
choose-your-own-adventure books, comic books, Domino's new pizza,
Mac and cheese, Taco Salad, anything with honey mustard, and
shrimp, lobster, and crab.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My humor. It gives me a buzz.
My intelligence. Without it, I would be in big trouble.
My slowmindedness at times. Because I'd give myself a headache
thinking TOO much.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My life and where it's headed. I am hoping for a good future full
of good things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my older brother. Usually to eat out at a sit down
restaurant. If not that, then I am at home chilling out with my
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Well, if it's public, it's not private. So I will not make my
private issues public. :P Also I can come off as weird sometimes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have time for someone like me. I believe everyone has a few
flaws, and I know I do. I like niceness. I would never try to
disappoint. Once someone has me, I will make them the happiest
ever. If you would be able to tolerate my sexual side. Never had an
encounter like that.. Also, if you do not mind travelling. As I do
not have a car. We could discuss where I live as I talk to you.
Also, as of recently, only talk to me, and no games. If we exchange
contact information and get to talking, make sure you are
interested! And calmly say you found better if you've done so. No
games. A great friendship shouldn't end after you found a guy.
Also, do not chat me up, then cut me off when you found another. If
it takes you that short of time to cheat, I am deeply sorry for
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