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27 Owensboro, KY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 21
Body type
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Seeing Someone
Might want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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I am looking for love. Snuggles. Happiness. Maybe even more. I am looking for more than just that though, really. Depends on if you're serious about me or not. But I would definitely like more than that.

Disclaimer: I would also like to advise if I message you, not to be afraid to message back. You're here for the same reason I am. I'm just trying to start conversations. NATURALLY, I can't talk to you like I know what you did yesterday or something...
I am Cuddly, cute, and clever.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get out of a lot of things. Trying to get out of Government Help so I can turn the tables and help THEM out. I have my permit. Hopefully, I'll get my license to drive sometime. I am also going to college to be a software producer, though a little lacking in math. Working to fix that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. I'm a funny guy. I can sometimes make puns by the millions. I am goofy. I am also good at video games I hear. I have seen people on the internet who are way better but I can beat about any game I like in a day if it keeps my interest up. I also have a smile that incites a return smile almost every time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My cuteness. I am a charmer, I heard. I don't see it though. xD My beard at times. Some people say I need to shave it, but I love how I got that Chuck Norris thing going on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like comedy movies, cartoons, and very few anime, choose-your-own-adventure books, comic books, Domino's new pizza, Mac and cheese, Taco Salad, anything with honey mustard, and shrimp, lobster, and crab.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat
My family
My heart
My humor. It gives me a buzz.
My intelligence. Without it, I would be in big trouble.
My slowmindedness at times. Because I'd give myself a headache thinking TOO much.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My life and where it's headed. I am hoping for a good future full of good things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my older brother. Usually to eat out at a sit down restaurant. If not that, then I am at home chilling out with my cat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Well, if it's public, it's not private. So I will not make my private issues public. :P Also I can come off as weird sometimes.
You should message me if
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you have time for someone like me. I believe everyone has a few flaws, and I know I do. I like niceness. I would never try to disappoint. Once someone has me, I will make them the happiest ever. If you would be able to tolerate my sexual side. Never had an encounter like that.. Also, if you do not mind travelling. As I do not have a car. We could discuss where I live as I talk to you. Also, as of recently, only talk to me, and no games. If we exchange contact information and get to talking, make sure you are interested! And calmly say you found better if you've done so. No games. A great friendship shouldn't end after you found a guy. Also, do not chat me up, then cut me off when you found another. If it takes you that short of time to cheat, I am deeply sorry for you.