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AustinYQM

28 Cypress, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Unemployed
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My Name is Austin.

I find that filling in this box is a pretty hard task for most people, myself included. I guess we can start with labels: I am smart, nerdy and generally a good person. Currently I am attempting to lose weight and as of writing this I have lost 70lbs of my 200lb goal. I live with my parents and help my mother with her daily life (she has MS).

My Briggs Myer is INTJ.

My "Languages of Love" are:

10 Physical Touch
8 Quality Time
8 Words of Affirmation

Or, in other words, I like to tell people how awesome they are, spend time with them and hold their hands.

I am a simple person. My ideal first date would be chilling on the sofa watching Netflix all nights. Maybe with a storm outside if I had a weather machine (or good timing).

One time my Magic: The Gathering Deck was featured in a Wizards' Article written by Luis Scott Vargas. That is my shining nerd moment.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently graduated with a Bachelors in Computer Science. I originally attended college in an attempt to kick start my passion for game design. I have since learned that I have no artistic talent at all and making games for me usually means something with boxes and circles. I am working on getting a team together.

I am also attending classes to become alternatively certified as a teacher. I am going to be an EC-17 Technology Teacher meaning I want to teach nerds to be nerds. I am on a road to improvement, this is your chance to get in on the ground floor.

I also write a lot in my spare time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing. There are a lot of defense mechanism in this world and mine is humor. When faced with a terrible situation my first response is to tell a joke. It isn't always the best way to handle the world but it is mine!

Also, trivia. There is a saying in my family, the more useless the information is, the more likely Austin is to know it. This is 100% true. Much like it says on the box, my pursuits are trivial.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My good natured attitude. I am one of those people who, while not overly happy, just don't really get sad. Anger and sadness are just thing I don't feel like experiencing so I don't. This isn't some weird bottle it up thing. I honestly can't remember ever being angry in my entire life. Sad sure, temporarily, but it always passes quickly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love Neil Gaiman and Douglas Adams. My favorite movies are Clerks and Pulp Fiction. I have recently fallen in love with Grimm and I am a huge Doctor Who fan. My favorite food is Tex-Mex and Sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oh god. I could never do without books, I read so much. I also need my computer and internet since its kind of my job/life. I also love my family and my pets. Maybe my sixth thing could be you? AHAH corny.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where to go next and how to better myself. I think there is always room for improving yourself be it mentally or physically and I am always looking for a way to work on that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying inside like a hermit playing games or editing audio for a podcast I produce. Either way I am hunched over my keyboard cursing at my screen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most likely my love for any music. I will listen to Hannah Montana or Bieber or The Eagles or anything you put on. Except metal. I just can't get into metal.
You should message me if
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You just should. I am awesome. Like honestly, I think I am pretty swell. If you are looking for someone nice, funny and smart I am your guy.