Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there. My name's Matt.
I recently moved to a new town where the average age hovers
somewhere around 47. As a result, the residents may or may not
believe that I'm just a very opinionated embryonic ooze. Which I'm
totally fine with (I apparently remind everyone of their son or
grandson), but it's just not a super-ideal place to be as a single
25-year-old guy with invariably nerdy interests.
A dating profile seemed like a reasonable way to still meet other
equally primordial people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wrestling with the concept of no longer being a student. Adjusting
to life as an attorney and attempting to maintain my sanity in the
process. Also getting used to the new locale.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Becoming overly attached to nameless redshirt-types.
Using sophisticated and potentially made-up terminology to describe
my hobbies in uncomfortably professional settings.
Friends've also said I'm a good listener, and I have a lot of fun
trying to make e'erbody laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Some very nice people have told me that I have a pleasant voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Brave New World, Ender's Game, and Watchmen are some of my
favorites. Harry Potter was a big part of my childhood. I'm
currently on the fifth book of the A Song of Ice and Fire series,
Pan's Labyrinth, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, the Matrix, Fight
Club, Gladiator, and a whole bunch of others.
Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Community, Parks
and Recreation, New Girl, Arrested Development, Firefly, and The
Daily Show, to name more than a few.
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Cage the Elephant, Johnny Cash, the Beatles,
Led Zeppelin, lots more super-original bands. Debussy, Uematsu,
Chiptunes, and OC Remixes if you want to get weird.
I'm not hard to please when it comes to food, but I am a pretty big
sucker for sweets.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Good friends
3. Being a terrible cliché
4. My computer
5. The internet
6. Amazon Prime, seriously how did I use to buy things
And, y'know, basic sustenance or something. But a man has to have
his priorities straight.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Killer punchlines for conversations that happened last month.
Creative side projects that I tell myself I'll do one day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Completely new to the area, so I know zero people outside of the
middle-aged men and women where I work. What to do with my Friday
nights will be a work in progress 'til I can familiarize myself
with all the local goings-on. For now, books, games, and internet.
And sleep. Sleep is fantastic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Is that I'm a pretty private person, but also that I'm having the
most fun when I can share my thoughts with someone I trust.
You should message me if
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If you can laugh at yourself. If your eye-rolling was accompanied
by at least a smile in response to any of my questionable attempts
at humor. If you think you might share any of my interests. If
drinking is your sometimes activity, and not a way of life. If you
think we'd get along!
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