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34 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:06pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Used up
Strictly anything
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Banking / Finance
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am on a mission to find the best pho in Manhattan. All suggestions are appreciated.

I masquerade as a man with a reason, my charade is the event of the season.

My favorite quote is “Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.” It speaks to my inner math-nerd’s fascination with numbers and female anatomy.

Carbohydrates are my illicit drug of choice. Give me a bagel and a muffin and I will go "OH YEAH!! LETS PAR-TAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!"

When in Rome, I do as the Carthaginians do.

I have a (probably unhealthy) crush on Daria Morgendorffer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living and working in midtown, helping the rich get richer for a pittance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Excel. (I am like a gorilla in the excel monkey jungle).

Beating girls at arm wrestling.

Lifting things up and putting them down.

Enjoying the little things in life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apparently the girl who does my nails in Chinatown was talking about how long my eyelashes are, unaware that my friend speaks Chinese. So there is that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Where the Wild Things Are

Naked Gun


The Economist

Balvenie 17, Peated Cask

Louis CK



This list is subject to change based on my mood. Except cheese. Life without cheese isn't worth living.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Serenity, courage and wisdom.

Also an alarm clock.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does eating most of my lunches at chop't make me less of a man?

Whether or not the fact that I am never allowed to be the top of a human pyramid can be considered discrimination?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing it by the ear.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cant dance to save my life, yet I somehow ended up in a dance off in the middle of a club recently..... I guess the moral of the story is vodka is awesome....

I want to hate the anaconda song, I really do, but it amuses me way too much.

Sometimes I make major life decision for a good pun.

I don't have any selfies and in a silly way I am kind of proud of that.

I don't always drink dirty martinis, but when I do, I drink dirty Bombay Sapphire martinis.

My massages are illegal in 17 states for being too intoxicating.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Who am I to tell what you should or should not do?

That being said, if you are Stephanie Jacobsen, Natalie Imbruglia, Laetitia Casta, or Morena Baccarin, you should totally message me.

Or if you know where my profile picture was taken and would like to go to the next one together.

Also if you want to help me practice Salsa on 2. Disclaimer, I just started and I dance like robocop on drugs. So basically this would be a charity case.