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Aut-faciam

33 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I masquerade as a man with a reason, my charade is the event of the season.

My favorite quote is “Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.” It speaks to my inner math-nerd’s fascination with numbers and female anatomy.

When in Rome, I do as the Carthaginians do.

I have a (probably unhealthy) crush on Daria Morgendorffer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living and working in midtown, helping the rich get richer for a pittance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Excel. (I am like a gorilla in the excel monkey jungle).

Beating girls at arm wrestling.

Enjoying the little things in life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing... Ninja!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Where the Wild Things Are

Naked Gun

Wicked

Digweed

The Economist

Cheese

This list is subject to change based on my mood. Except cheese. I would give up on sex before I give up on cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Serenity, courage and wisdom.

Also an alarm clock.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does eating most of my lunches at chop't make me less of a man?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing it by the ear.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to hate the anaconda song, I really do, but I am amused way too much by it.

I don't have any selfies and in a silly way I am kind of proud of that.

I don't always drink dirty martinis, but when I do, I drink dirty Bombay Sapphire martinis.

My massages are illegal in 17 states for being too intoxicating.
You should message me if
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Who am I to tell what you should or should not do?

That being said, if you are Stephanie Jacobsen or Laetitia Casta, you should totally message me.

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