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Aut-faciam

33 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I masquerade as a man with a reason, my charade is the event of the season.

My favorite quote is “Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.” It speaks to my inner math-nerd’s fascination with numbers and female anatomy.

When in Rome, I do as the Carthaginians do.

I have a (probably unhealthy) crush on Daria Morgendorffer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living and working in midtown, helping rich get richer for a pittance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Excel.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eeeeehhhhh….. my calves? I do have sexy calves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Greed, sloth, vanity, lust, envy, and gluttony. (but Wrath was always my favorite FMA character.....)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make this summer more awesome than the last one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing it by the ear.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Let's see....

I don't have any selfies (and in a silly way I am kind of proud of that).

I love getting mani, pedi, and facials.

I don't always drink dirty martinis, but when I do, I drink gin dirty martinis.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't get easily annoyed/offended by people with a dry sarcastic sense of humor.