Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My favorite quote is “Statistics are like a bikini. What they
reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.” It speaks to
my inner math-nerd’s fascination with numbers and female
Carbohydrates are my illicit drug of choice. Give me a bagel and a
muffin and I will go "OH YEAH!! LETS PAR-TAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!"
When in Rome, I do as the Carthaginians do.
I have a (probably unhealthy) crush on Daria Morgendorffer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living and working in midtown, helping the rich get richer for a
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Excel. (I am like a gorilla in the excel monkey jungle).
Beating girls at arm wrestling.
Enjoying the little things in life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Serenity, courage and wisdom, an alarm clock, naps, and cheese.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does eating most of my lunches at chop't make me less of a
What exactly is a stud muffin? Is it like a muffin version of
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cant dance to save my life, yet I somehow ended up in a dance off
in the middle of a club recently..... I guess the moral of the
story is vodka is awesome....
I want to hate the anaconda song, I really do, but it amuses me way
Sometimes I make major life decision for a good pun.
I don't have any selfies and in a silly way I am kind of proud of
My massages are illegal in 17 states for being too intoxicating.
You should message me if
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You have no overwhelming reasons not to.
Also, if you recognize the venue for the fox picture and would like
to go the next one together.
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