Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have no clue what to write here. I am your standard nerdy and
jaded thirtysomething who has it all figured out/knows absolutely
nothing about life.
Yuck, self-description is awful. The only interesting things I can
think of to list are potential character flaws, which, if you meet
me, will make themselves known soon enough, I'm sure.
Humor. I thrive on humor. Make me laugh and we'll get along just
fine. Being a smarty-pants is good, too. Wearing good pants: also a
plus. Oh wait, this is supposed to be about me...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
You're reading it.
Also, I work in healthcare, so if you're in need of
horrifying/disgusting hospital stories I can probably accommodate.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
spelling and making toast.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Sarcasm. Unnatural whiteness. Chances are I will remind you of a
celebrity or fictional character with no hair. Popular choices are
Lord Voldemort, Maynard Keenan, Powder, and most recently Boy
Yeah, that last one was a bit tough to swallow...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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More than I can list here. I have more books than is healthy to own
(and counting) and a tablet, which means I spend about 98% of my
time reading. Please don't tell my boss.
I read equal parts fiction and nonfiction. History, science, and
biography are probably my favorites in the nonfiction department.
Favorite fiction authors off the top of my head are Anne Rice,
China Miéville, Wesley Stace, Ian McEwan, Charles Dickens, Lian
Hearn, Donna Tartt, Ursula Le Guin, and, of course, Tolkien. I'll
give just about anything a shot, though. Except Twilight. Vampires
do not sparkle. They do not attend high school.
The last good book I read was "Arrowroot" by Junichirō Tanizaki. I
have a fondness for Japanese fiction, and this is among the best
I've ever come across.
I love most ethnic cuisine, excluding Eskimo and anything from
Bizarre Foods, but I will attempt to try new things so long as
they're not too bizarre...you know, like balut or kæstur
I listen to music that I like, regardless of its popularity, which
means I like a lot of stuff that people have never heard of. Yeah,
I'm that guy.
Television: I'm currently in love with Penny Dreadful and Hemlock
Grove, but I'll watch anything that strikes my geeky fancy.
Anything that makes me laugh is most welcome, and fortunately
there's a lot of that on TV. I'm a huge fan of British television.
I cannot get enough. Anyone looking at my Netflix queue would
probably assume it belongs to an English senior citizen.
Also, life could never be complete without a liberal dose of the
Golden Girls. In heaven I live on their street and we have parties
on the lanai.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, red wine in moderation (or excess if the mood is right),
books and their digital equivalent, tomatoes...lovely lovely
tomatoes, my phone that is smart, and the sweet oblivion of
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
clever ways to frighten people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hopefully doing something not stupid. I do enjoy a drinking
excursion on occasion, but with middle age swiftly approaching I
generally just drink at home like grandpa should.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love taking ugly photos of myself; it's freeing. If you ask real
nice I'll send you one!
You should message me if
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you like nerds, toast, and being frightened in potentially clever
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