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29 Bismarck, ND Man


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  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Oct 25
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Buddhism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs and Has cats
English, Sanskrit (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I have a dry sarcastic sense of humor. I've also been told I'm actually kind of a sweet and nice guy.
What I’m doing with my life
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Staying up late to stargaze. Learning to keep time by a lunar calendar. Gardening. Wage-slavery. Respiring and metabolizing. I am also a lefty political activist.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Droning on (I mean engaging in interesting conversation) concerning anthropology (my college degree). Mentally aggregating large amounts of information on diverse subjects for trivial purposes. Making coffee. Babysitting young children.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My red beard and trying to figure out if my eyes are blue or green.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read more than is probably healthy for a social life. Favorite authors are Ursula K. LeGuin, Alan Watts, Margaret Atwood, Frank Herbert, Shirow Masamune, Philip K Dick, Aldous Huxley (he wrote much better stuff than Brave New World). Often stay up all night reading. I love watching television science fiction series. Once a new season of Falling Skies gets to DVD I'm incommunicado for 3 days. Akira Kurasawa!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a book with me at all times
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This missing amount of mass in the universe required to give it its current shape. My complete lack of respect for authority. Godzilla.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crawling on roofs to star gaze and writing what is most definitely not going to be the next great American novel.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never been on a date because of a dating website.
You should message me if
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You want to overload on caffeine. Want to read out loud. Would like to talk to me.