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30 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:54pm
Relationship Type
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Might want kids
Has cats
English, French, Portuguese
My self-summary
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Fast and Bulbous.

Oh NO, there's a horse in the hospital.

I chose the wig over the door-handle as an archaic yet effective luck magnet.

Can someone explain New Jersey "cheese" pumpkin?

I have a hard time taking these boxy things seriously. Because I remember AOL in the 90's. And "Friendster", remember that? But look at me. Typing in the boxy.

take it to the bridge.
What I’m doing with my life
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Bulbous, also tapered.

I work at a compound dedicated to post-production video editing, performance and the raising of parrots.

I tickle the piano. I tickle the air. is your air ticklish?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Also, a tin teardrop

Fishing from a gondola.
organ grinding.
cooking kale.
"socializing" the chickens.
using the sustain pedal.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I haven't met you before I just look like every other bearded whiteboy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This is the most complicated boxy I've encountered.

"Books? I only have ebooks now, real books should be burned" - Ted "Burt"
Pynchon. Patchen. Burroughs. Said. Marx. George Lewis!

Anthony Braxton, George Lewis, Vijay Iyer, Steve Lehman, Tyshawn Sorey, Steve Coleman, Henry Threadgill's Society Dance Band, the sounds of bioling and frying, Tom Zé, Buju Banton, Bjork(talk strange like), The Cornel West Theory, exhales and inhales.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the air.
my shoes.
someone's mother-in-law
gonzo the muppet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My place embedded in this tremorous mass of shifting structures.

I mean. Habanero Ketchup.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a gig. Movies at midnight.
Canonizing inebriated street prophets. With habanero ketchup.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own a slide whistle.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have a hidden obstreperousness. (habanero ketchup)

friendly to ethical non-monogamy/polyamory, being respectful to one another, and I consider myself a feminist!