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Average_Joe82

31 M Overland Park, KS

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:38am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have to inform you that there are no decent men left on this site because I've killed them all with my bare hands. Basically this means I'm your only option. You may as well just give me your number and we can discuss the marriage plans over a few beverages.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working my way up the corporate ladder. Trying to survive on the mean streets of Olathe
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random bar trivia and making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I have pretty eyes, but I've also been told I have a gap between my teeth. So it's a toss up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies--Pulp Fiction, Big Lebowski, Reservoir Dogs, Shaun of The Dead, They Live, The Other Guys, Die Hard, MacGruber, Gladiator, and tons more

Music--Mumford and Sons, Trampled By Turtles, Black Joe Lewis and The Honey Bears, The White Stripes, The Dan Band, Jack White, The Presidents of The United States of America, Deep Purple, Spoon, Prince, Blood Hound Gang, Wu Tang, and almost all 90s alternative

Shows--Arrested Development, Eastbound and Down, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Eagle Heart, Louie, Wilfred, No Reservations, Futurama, Children's Hospital, Workaholics, The Office, Human Giant
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Friends
Movies
Chapstick
Hot showers
Ice cold beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I was one of the last survivors at the end of days, or a zombie apocalypse, or a water world type scenario. I'm not a prepper, just a guy that wishes he could survive longer than he actually would survive in one of these scenarios.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends and winding down from the week with the help of alcohol
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I one time paid US Dollars to see a movie starring Nicholas Cage.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to have a good time and not worry about getting roofied.