Born and raised in a little place called Cabool, MO.
Where the hell is that? Exactly...
Yup I'm a little "backwoodsy" (that whole colloquialism, "You can take the boy out of the country..." yup that one)
That being said, fortunately my mother was an english teacher so I dont sound like a hillbilly (unless of course for shits and giggles).
I try not to take myself too seriously, but usually I don't have the choice in the matter anyways so, meh.
I love being outdoors, love creating things, and really if I'm not busy I get a little stir crazy.

When at work, playing with a giant erector set, Lights, and other fun stuff.
otherwise really just creating things.... yeah, I just like making stuff.

Fixing things & making things work that shouldn't. engineers and physicists are still baffled... daily
dancing...?
Karaoke, I do a mean Johnny Cash
making an ass out of myself, and generally just getting injured
First Aid
Have I mentioned that whole making things, thing.
Grilling
Cooking
putting things together without instructions, I think Legos may have been an influence.
Picnics
Making chai from scratch

hopefully my cowboy boots.

This one will take a while.... you're just gonna have to wait.

Family, friends, Meat, Whiskey, Nature, My Hands

well since I now know why the sky is blue...
How to make things better, bigger, and more badass (in the case of Hummers though: how to make them smaller and less deuschy)

While away on a job, i was given a honeymoon suite with a heart-shaped jakuzi, and thought it was hillariously awesome.

I own a 12' light-up stripper pole... And no you can't dance on it. I use it for an accent light in the horizontal position... How i came to own this?... Longer story than 12' thats for sure...

If you're looking for a little bit of Wyatt Earp and a little bit of Doc Holliday.
If you like picnics, cocktails, karaoke, or are just easily entertained by somewhat random things