I have a theory that only smart people will argue with a statement that starts with "I have a theory". I have just blown your mind. Let me walk it out for those of you that agree with my theory. If you disagree with my theory, you are smart, but wrong because you've just proved it by disagreeing with me. If you agree with my theory, congratulations, you're correct. Savor that.

100% GEEK
75% NERD
80% DORK

Define: Geek is sub-pop culture stuff (Star Trek, Star Wars, comics, movies, games, etc). Nerd is scholastic interests (reading, writing, science, math, etc). Dork is goofing off and acting ridiculous.

I'm 50% left brained and 50% right brain. Which means I have both a creative and logical side working at all times. You would think this would be conflictive, but honestly I find that when using both, you get the most balance out of life.

I am a quick decider.

I am to the point, but not without tact.

I'm touchy-feely. Meaning I like to hold hands, give a surprise hug from behind, snuggle on the couch, all that wonderfully sappy stuff.

I'm an artist born in a family of artist.

I am calm, relaxed, and always steady. I keep my head in any situation. Most people would categorize me as quiet, but not shyly so. I speak when I have something to say, which tends to make me a good listener. I have no enemies, I hate nor dislike anyone, and I have no drama. I have been highly praised for my patience.

I'm always open to trying new things, but I know who I am.
I am imaginative, patient, and direct

Slowly working my way to world domination. It takes a lot of patience. I'm weeding through all of the undesirable henchmen at the moment. So far I've gotten rid of Monkey Man (self explainatory), Chwang Bing Pu (name made me laugh), and Cable Guy. Cable Guy gave me free cable, but I can't plan an attack on the world based on "I'll be there between 10 and 2".

No seriously, I work at my dream job at a game development company (though I wouldn't catergorize myself as a serious gamer), just got a new car, live on my own, and do very well for myself. I'm not bragging... well maybe a little, but only because I've worked hard to accomplish these goals that are finally coming to fruition.

Anything creative. When someone begins a question with "Can you..." I always reply "yes, given enough time". I can do anything given enough time. I can build a pyramid out of twinkies forty stories tall given enough time. "that's a big twinkie" - GhostBusters

I'm also an artist, writer, and web developer.

I write scripts for film that I hope one day will actually be filmed or to that point even read by someone.

I have no hair on my head, or my eyes are scary as hell. lol Sometimes you can see the top of one of my tattoos on my chest.

I love movies. I see them as the most influential art in modern times. Some of my favorite movies: Love Actually, Forest Gump, The Big Lebowski, North by Northwest, Pulp Fiction, Superman, Star Trek(s), Star Wars, Anchor Man, 40 Year Old Virgin, Across the Universe, Fight Club, American Beauty, Army of Darkness, The Incredibles, Dragon, Gross Point Blank, Hero (Jet Li), Hot Fuz, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Pan's Labyrinth, most comic book movies (I even liked the Dolph Lundgren Punisher a little) ....etc.

I love reading series of mostly sci-fi or fantasy fiction. I don't have a lot of time anymore to read as much as I'd like, but my last real favorite was the Steven Brust Taltos series. I'm also a huge fan of Douglas Adams (Hitchhikers Guide and Dirk Gently). If you haven't read them do so, you'll laugh out loud at the coffee shop while reading it.

I like all kinds of music except for country. I know, I'm in the wrong state lol. Some of my most favorite performers are: Beatles, CCR(credence), Eagles, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Nirvana, Nora Jones, Amiee Mann, Cake, Green Day, etc. I know I don't know as much about music as 98% of the girls on here do, but it's not because I don't enjoy new music, I simply don't spend a lot of time trying to find new ones. If I'm shown something new though, I generally like it.

Yes, I like TV. I'm incredibly tired of the pretentious "I don't watch TV because I'm so brilliant" attitude. Why would an intelligent person choose not to share in a major part of the culture that they live in? Obviously there are intelligent choices for television. 24, Dexter, Boston Legal, Eli Stone, Real Time with Bill Maer, Sopranos, Huff, and I must admit to Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It's goofy yes, but the last two seasons are truly some of the best television I've ever seen. Oh... and I'm a Superman fan, so Smallville.

Six is a strange number to ask for.

New inventions and ideas that pop up in my head.

My friends say my personal quote should be "I've got an idea" because apparently I say that a lot.

I'll admit anything private if asked. Just make sure if you ask that you want to know. I can't be offended by a personal question, and I've not yet refused to answer any.

Paris Hilton isn't your hero, and you know I was joking about the "taking over the world" part. Seriously, North America is enough.