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36 Irving, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–49
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 6:21pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Banking / Finance
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just a Midwest guy who went south to, apparently, swelter in the insane heat. New to Texas (work brought me out here) and I'm just trying to get a lay...of the land. What? It was a Freudian slip. Don't look at me like that.

I consider myself 50% Glen Quagmire, 50% Sheldon Cooper. Bazingity.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Since being out here? Work, watching TV, and using my laptop in my hotel. Yeah, I'm that bored and pathetic.

Finally branched out by going to a movie once a weekend if I can. The Irving Starplex behind Walmart is about a quarter mile from my hotel. Hey, it's cheap and gets me out of the for a few hours.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Computers, games, watching football.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My accent, or lack thereof.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Art of War - Sun Tzu (best book ever written)

The Shawshank Redemption, A Few Good Men, Meet Joe Black

House, M.D., Jeopardy, Family Guy, Big Bang Theory, Law and Order: SVU

Love classical and classic/modern rock, but I'll listen to anything except most country and all rap. Education has its privileges.

Chinese food, or a nice salad
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My laptop, Chinese food, Dr. Pepper, sarcasm, sex, and an excuse.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether I want to stay out here in the Dallas area, or head back to Florida.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home on my computer, goofing off.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm hung like a mouse.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. just want to talk. I've grown to find that most Texas women are shallow and disingenuous, and it's completely turned me off of dating anyone here. I wouldn't mind a texting buddy, but this place has made me rather pessimistic and skeptical. I need a reason to actually believe that women here are worth knowing.