Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't want to make myself sound cooler than I am so I'll just be
honest. I race cars, raise baby seals, pick my own apples, perform
dental surgery, fly stunt planes, make toast by warming bread with
my hands, and build computers out of wood. Once I wrestled a polar
bear into submission on a trip to Alaska I took to make the world's
largest snow cone. I bring it up just to show I can also do normal
Ugh, fine that was all a lie. I'm just a normal super awesome guy.
I like sports (especially basketball) and love to travel (I once
took a train from Hong Kong to Madrid). I try to stay active and
eat healthy. Sometimes I like to sit around and say really douchey
things to my roommate like, "Listen bro, if you want to bulk up you
gotta eat clean and train dirty." Then we take pictures of each
other with our shirts off in front of the mirror. I'm a minor film
buff; when I was in college I use to look on "Best Movie" lists and
rent them without knowing what they were about.
I'm kinda nerdy so I like to code, read random journal articles,
take Coursera math classes, and listen to audiobooks in my spare
time. I do 5k and 8k races around Seattle for fun (just did the
Zombie run!). I also try to volunteer regularly, usually with my
SeattleWorks team or ArtsFund and I did AmeriCorps for a
Lastly, I'm 6'6" and about 200 lbs of solid man meat (wtf?) so if
you don't like tall, thin guys you're not going to like me. (And if
you don't like me think again next time you're getting your
stepstool out to change a lightbulb. Hey girl, I could have easily
changed that for you.)
Looking for something abiding.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as a data analyst at a digital marketing consultancy. I'm
agnostic about digital marketing, but I love using data to answer
questions. Pretty career driven these days and I work a lot, but if
you're awesome I can make time for you and the baby. Wait, what?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being intensely optimistic, but in an awesome way not an annoying
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1. My height.
2. That I look like Stuart from MadTV.
3. That I have ridiculously long eyelashes.
Usually in that order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sorry, I'm not currently reading The Alchmist.
Movies: A bunch of pretentious foreign ones plus a few popular
ones, but mostly Police Academy 4.
TV Shows: Louie, Always Sunny, Girls, Game of Thrones, Firefly,
Downton Abbey, The Wire, The Daily Show, 30 Rock, Merlin (idk why
you guys, I just do), The Walking Dead, Workaholics, Breaking Bad,
Top Chef, Arrested Development, New Girl, Archer, many more.
Music: John Mayer all day every day.
Food: I don't like things with things inside them...if you know
what I mean. I mean cream filled things...so to speak...like
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Um, the Central Limit Theorem, duh.
2. Good nights with friends.
3. Travel. Eventually I will travel everywhere!! (I hope)
4. Good blogs (i.e. Marginal Revolution)
5. Podcasts (I mean, you gotta have something to listen to while
you feed the pythons (that means work out)): This American Life,
RadioLab, PTI, EconTalk, Fresh Air, ok fine yes Serial it's
changing the face of digital storytelling, etc. etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Was I rushing or was I dragging?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got a killer dad bod.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna listen to Billie Holiday and talk about how to make it in
this crazy world.
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