Ugh, fine that was all a lie. I'm just a normal super awesome guy. I like sports (especially basketball) and love to travel (I once took a train from Hong Kong to Madrid). I try to stay active and eat healthy. I started doing Blue Apron a couple of months ago so I make at least three pretty delicioso meals a week. Sometimes I like to sit around and say really douchey things to my roommate like, "Listen bro, if you want to bulk up you gotta eat clean and train dirty." Then we take pictures of each other with our shirts off in front of the mirror. I'm a minor film buff; when I was in college I use to look on "Best Movie" lists and rent them without knowing what they were about.
I'm kinda nerdy so I like to code and read random journal articles in my spare time. Definitely a lifelong learner, I can't imagine not taking an online course or having a personal project outside of work. I do 5k and 8k races around Seattle for fun (just did the Zombie run!). I also try to volunteer regularly, usually with my SeattleWorks team or ArtsFund and I did AmeriCorps for a year.
Lastly, I'm 6'6" and about 200 lbs of solid man meat (wtf?) so if you don't like tall, thin guys you're not going to like me. (And if you don't like me think again next time you're getting your stepstool out to change a lightbulb. Hey girl, I could have easily changed that for you.)
I get along best with people that are friendly, outgoing, and talkative.