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Awkward0rpheus

23 M Kirkland, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
OK first things first, I am a huge dork, if you don't like horrible jokes, puns and a really weird and esoteric hobbies then I'm not for you. If you do like those things then you might like me.
My weird hobbies include: archery, vintage video games/computing, amateur ham radio, electronic tinkering, collecting stuff, and blogging.

I one day dream of living in a rustic cabin and perhaps owning an alpaca ranch, I dream a little too much.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I'm working as a receiving coordinator to save up to continue my college education.
I have a very well made budget that I'm quite proud of, I am currently 100% debt free.
I also LOVE learning and will learn almost any skill I can, plus I'm handy and can fix all sorts of stuff.
I’m really good at
I'm an excellent forklift driver! I can make amazing puns that are surprisingly topical. The kind of puns that make you go "really? are you kidding me?"
The first things people usually notice about me
My dumb and dorky sense of humor, my height, and my broad shoulders. Oh and my hair people always comment on that too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
With books I tend to like post-apocalyptic and dystopian ones, A LOT. (Hunger Games series, 1984, Anthem by Ayn Rand, Fahrenheit 451)
I love too many TV shows and movies to list, but I really like Archer, Arrested Development, Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Animes, and so much else. Believe me. my netflix queue is stuffed. Especially with social advocacy documentaries. Let me talk to you about how peak oil, declining bee populations, and untested genetically modified foods will have.
When it comes to music I'll listen to literally anything. I'm not kidding.

Video Games are my one and only addiction. I really enjoy Fallout, Skyrim, GTA, Mass Effect, Saints Row and many others.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Post-Apocalyptic Wastelands. Bees. Cacti. Peak Oil. Impending water wars.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching Spaghetti Westerns on netflix. Playing videogames, blogging, making contraptions and thingamajigs.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You just should.
Or if:
You like dorks.
Want to be friends.
Think you've got the razzle dazzle.
Are a robot sent from the future to destroy me.