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Awkward0rpheus

23 M Kirkland, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
OK first things first, I am a huge dork. If you like horrible jokes, and puns then you might like me.
My weird hobbies include: archery, vintage video games/computing, amateur ham radio, electronic tinkering, blogging and hopefully soon dirtbiking.

I one day dream of living in a rustic cabin and perhaps owning an alpaca ranch.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I'm working as a receiving coordinator to save up to continue my education.
I have a very well made budget that I'm quite proud of, I am currently 100% debt free.
I also LOVE learning and will learn almost any skill I can, plus I'm handy and can fix all sorts of stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm an excellent forklift driver! I can also pack a suitcase in like 15 minutes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dumb and dorky sense of humor, my height, and my broad shoulders. Oh and my hair people always comment on that too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
With books I tend to like Westerns, post-apocalyptic and dystopian novels. (Hunger Games series, 1984, Anthem by Ayn Rand, Fahrenheit 451)
I really like Archer, Arrested Development, Supernatural, Sherlock, and Doctor Who to name a few.
My netflix queue is stuffed with social advocacy documentaries. (Let me talk to you about how peak oil, declining bee populations, and untested genetically modified foods will be mankind's undoing)
When it comes to music I really enjoy Daft Punk, Tame Impala, Lana Del Rey, Justice, Arcade Fire, Grimes, Lorde, Deltron 3030
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Post-Apocalyptic Wastelands. Bees. Cacti. Peak Oil. Impending water wars.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually I like quiet nights at home with a good videogame or movie because my job can get really hectic and stressful.
But Sushi and Karaoke with friends is always a fun way to relieve stress too!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for a hiking buddy.
Want to start a dirtbike gang.
You enjoy playing videogames.
Or if you just think I'm cute.