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27 Absecon, NJ Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jul 9
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Undergoing re-write. Bear with my as I slowly decide what to put here.

I won't be the one to say something. I put myself out there too much. If you knock, I will answer, but I'm done knocking for meow.

"I'm sorry, did you just say Meow?"

I'm pretty sure the only way to know someone is to spend time with them, which makes this whole idea pretty futile. Having said that, I will endeavor to write more here.

Humor is one of the key element to my life. It gets me through the hard times, and magnifies the joy of the good times. i am constantly looking for the humor in every situation I find myself if in.

The other big part of my psyche revolves around music. I love it. I play it as much as I can, I listen to it throughout most of my day.

I'm here because... why not. Because I'd like someone to be random with. Someone to cuddle with. Someone to drive out to the shore and watch a thunderstorm with. Someone to watch cartoons with, to go on a drive and sing loudly to the radio with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work on computers for a living, and play music to feel alive. I drive as far as I can for as long as I can, as fast as I can, with the music playing as loud as my speakers will go.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lightening the mood.

I'm definitely good at my job. I'm pretty good on the guitar, and mediocre as a singer. I'm great for a joke. Past that, you'd have to tell me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sense of humor. Either you love it or you hate it. Also, I won't censor myself for the likes of politeness. If I feel like I need to say something, I will say it.
I don't think there's much that really stands out about me, at least nothing that's immediately noticeable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite author is Robert Heinlein, even though he got crazy towards the end of his career. I also enjoy the writings of Kurt Vonnegut, The Mists of Avalon and yes, Harry Potter. I make a point of watching The Big Lebowski every few months, and Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure is always worth a laugh. I like Tarantino, with True Romance being one of my favorite films.

As for music, I'll never be able to make a complete list. And there's always more music out there....

Metallica, Iron Maiden, Joe Satriani, John Pectucci, Steve Vai, Yngwie Malmsteen, Damien Rice, Tool, A Perfect Circle, The Jam, Jimi Hendrix, AFI, AC/DC, Dethklok, Suzanne Vega, Dada, Paul Simon, Eric Clapton, Spin Doctors, Drowning Pool, The Donnas, Entrain, Evanescence, Sevendust, Bad Religion, Anti-Flag, Green Day, The Darkness, Sublime, Megadeth, Frank Zappa, Boy Hits Car, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Offspring, The Prodigy (I always thought the 'the' was out of place on that one), Richard Thompson, Neil Young, The Beatles, etc etc....

That's all I can think of off the top of my head.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The company of good people.
A decent computer and a fast internet connection
Freedom to live my life as is best suited for me.
My instruments
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Science. Religion. Philosophy. Technology. Music. People. Life. Death. Whatever captures my attention.
What to do next. What I might have done wrong, and how to avoid repeating the mistake. What I can do to make things better.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't think I have a typical Friday anymore.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm claustrophobic.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
for any and every reason you fucking want! I'd say I don't bite, but on the internet it's a moot point anyway. So go nuts, do whatever you want. Live you're life the way you see fit, and speak your mind whenever the mood strikes you, regardless of how other people feel about it.
Communication is golden.