Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


32 Melbourne, Australia Man


Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 2:35am
5' 9" (1.74m)
Body Type
A little extra
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm never sure if I should have facial hair or not - that changes daily.
Not exactly an Aussie stereotype, I like most geeky things (especially Doctor Who) and have a tendency to be completely oblivious of anything to do with sports. I love old movies and, being a romantic myself, I have a soft spot for what's generally considered sappy or even corny.

In my endless quest to design a permanent business logo* for myself, I asked friends for words to describe me. I ended up with: suave, flirty, generous, silly, verbose, comical, romantic, excitable and entertainer.

I'm not at all sure how to convey all of that in a logo quite yet, but it seemed to have the unintended side effect of being good for padding out a profile

*Update! I have a logo now
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Former carer and (community) radio host, currently a graphic designer and ad guy. My end goal is to be a sexy, high-paid librarian by day, man of action by night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Raising my eyebrows independently, drawing people in the style of Archie comic characters, silly voices, jokes that make people audibly groan and being completely in tune to every emotion someone has except when they're flirting with me.

I also like to think I have a knack for writing and design.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no clue, likely what obscure thing my t-shirt is referencing. It's probably The Simpsons.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This changes, aside from the whole Doctor Who thing but I'll give most things a try eventually - I just have a huge backlog.

A dauntingly huge backlog.

I tend to prefer genre stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Internet
Being silly
A creative outlet
Bad puns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I form my best thoughts and ideas when talking to others, but pondering things out loud to myself doesn't have the same result and also makes me look crazy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking tea, I don't care where I am, be it home or out - I will be drinking tea at some point.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Part of the ways I define my ideal relationship is that you're comfortable not wearing pants around each other.

Not for any sexual reasons, pants are just the enemy of comfort and I don't want to wear them any longer than decency allows
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't mind someone who can give in-depth discussions about subjects incredibly silly and inconsequential the same weight as serious matters of the world.

I'm a real sucker for accents and folks who can teach me something neat.