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31 M Melbourne, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:00pm
5′ 9″ (1.74m)
Body Type
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm the guy you get to explain what the hell any guy is thinking or
'really means by that', providing you don't ask me if I should have
facial hair or not - that changes daily. Not exactly an Aussie
stereotype, I like most geeky things (especially Doctor Who)
and have a tendency to be completely oblivious of anything to do
with sports. I love old movies and, being a romantic myself, I have
a soft spot for romances and other such sappy things.

In my endless quest to design a permanent business logo for myself, I asked friends for words to describe me. I ended up with: suave, flirty, generous, silly, verbose, comical, romantic, excitable and entertainer.

I'm not at all sure how to convey all of that in a logo quite yet, but it seemed to have the unintended side effect of being good for a profile.
What I’m doing with my life
Former carer, recently graduated graphic designer. My end goal is to be a sexy, high-paid librarian by day, man of action by night.
I’m really good at
Raising my eyebrows independently, drawing people in the style of Archie comic characters, silly impressions and being completely in tune to every emotion someone has except when they're flirting with me.

I also like to think I have a knack for writing and design, but still have a long way to go.
The first things people usually notice about me
Currently I have no clue, likely what obscure thing my t-shirt is referencing. It's probably The Simpsons.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This changes, aside from the whole Doctor Who thing but I'll give most things a try eventually - I just have a huge backlog. If I ever get around to my writing career, they'll be my favourite. Then after they become massively successful, also my favourite film adaptions, tribute bands and themed restaurants.
The six things I could never do without
The Internet
Being silly
A creative outlet
Bad puns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I tend to spend a lot of time wankily pondering things out loud to anyone who'll listen, because I form my best thoughts when I'm bouncing them off someone else.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking tea, I don't care where I am, be it home or out - I will be drinking tea at some point.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I believe the world of women's fashion would benefit from finding a way to combine flapper dresses, the style of Audrey Hepburn, corsets and leather cat-suits.

But that's why nobody should put me in charge.
Though feel free to get to it all you budding Mallory Keaton's!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You don't mind someone who can go on long tangents about things that incredibly important and personal and/or silly and inconsequential. My conversations can end up like Wikipedia holes where you start on one thing and keep clicking on different subjects until it's hours later.

However, if you think I suck you probably shouldn't message me. This is unless you think I suck, but can phrase it in a really sophisticated way. Then I will like you in spite of your opinion of me, just because I'm a sucker for anyone I can debate, discuss or otherwise learn from . Even if you make things up and fake it, while I feel like an idiot for not knowing what Barbara Montgomery's theory of Transclimatic thought is, I'd respect that.

So yes any accented and/or clever people should definitely message me if you're willing to risk a guy grinning like an idiot because you say shelf differently or referenced something that sounds vaguely literary or scientific he'd never heard of.