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21 M Troy, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:02am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Science / Engineering
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm as average as average can be. Where other people excel, I'm average; where people fail, I'm average. Just kidding; I actually fail too.

I have a very strange and dry sense of humour, which should be evident by the following sections. It makes me laugh and that's all that matters. I'm a bit shy in person, but it doesn't take me long to get comfortable with someone new. Other than that... I have curly hair. So, yeah.

I don't have muscles, but I've got heart. That may seem like a cheesy line out of The Notebook, but it's not. Actually, it couldn't be, because the guy in that had muscles. At least I think he did because didn't he go to war? Honestly, I haven't seen the movie.
What I’m doing with my life
I attend university locally. It's really expensive and it stresses me out to biblical proportions. On my down time, I use the Internet. I'm a pretty big deal there, might I add.
I’m really good at
being average, of course. Some say I'm sarcastic asshole, but I think they're lying to me. Did I mention that I'm paranoid too?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I generally don't read all that much, unfortunately. My favourite is The Time Machine.

I'm a connoisseur of the film genre, so I watch good movies. Subjecting myself to horrible pieces of filth is a bad idea. I gouged my eyes out both times I watched Norbit. Why did I watch that twice, again? My favourite is a British indie called In the Loop, with American Psycho as a very close second.

TV is fun. Again, I only watch proper television. If you ever find me watching Jersey Shore or 16 and Pregnant, it's probably because I fell asleep, flicking through channels, trying to find real TV shows. These days, they are very hard to find. I like Doctor Who.

I don't have much of an ear for music. That is, my tastes are very set. I only really like soft rock music; mainly alternative and indie. Most of the other stuff is out.

Food is simple. No stuffed cabbage. That shit is disgusting. I mean, have you ever tried it? Don't. Believe me. I like chicken.
The six things I could never do without
1) Oxygen -- Cliche answer, but a necessary one, indeed.
2) Clothes -- I'm a never nude.
3) Television -- What else am I supposed to do all day?
4) Glasses -- What's the opposite of having eyes like a hawk?
5) Antibiotics -- A huge stride in medical science.
6) Bacteria -- Can't have antibiotics without bacteria. Now I'm just being silly!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why McDonald's breakfast is the best. Wendy's has superior fries and chicken, while Burger King has the superior burger. What does McDonald's do right in the morning? What?!
On a typical Friday night I am
not doing anything worth mentioning. Some say that I don't have a life, and that all I wear is tweed underpants. All we know is, that they're completely right.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once made a fool out of myself. By "once," I meant all of the time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're a girl. I like those.