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22 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:01pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Might want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm as average as average can be. Where other people excel, I'm average; where people fail, I'm average. Just kidding; I actually fail too.

I have a very strange and dry sense of humor. It makes me laugh and that's all that matters. I'm a bit shy in person, but it doesn't take me long to get comfortable with someone new. Other than that... I have curly hair. So, yeah.
What I’m doing with my life
I've just graduated from university and in the process of moving to New York for a job. Subletting until I find an actual apartment.
I’m really good at
being average, of course.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I generally don't read all that much, unfortunately. My favourite is The Time Machine. Been working on A Song of Ice and Fire for a couple of years now. Almost done with the first book!

I watch good movies and I can get pretty pretentious about it. I gouged my eyes out both times I watched Norbit. Why did I watch that twice, again? My favorite is probably Children of Men. Those long takes, man.

TV is fun. It's in the middle of a golden age, you know? I like Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, and probably other things.

I don't have much of an ear for music. That is, my tastes are very set. I only really like soft rock music; mainly alternative and indie. Most of the other stuff is okay, though.

Food is simple. No stuffed cabbage. That stuff is disgusting. I mean, have you ever tried it? Don't. Believe me. I like chicken.
The six things I could never do without
1) Clothes -- I'm a never nude.
2) Computers -- Wouldn't have a job.
3) Television -- What else am I supposed to do all day?
4) Glasses -- What's the opposite of having eyes like a hawk?
5) Antibiotics -- Ever tried the liquid variety? Don't.
6) Bacteria -- Can't have antibiotics without bacteria.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why McDonald's breakfast is the best. Wendy's has superior fries and chicken, while Burger King has the superior burger. What does McDonald's do right in the morning? What?!
On a typical Friday night I am
not doing anything worth mentioning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once made a fool out of myself. By "once," I meant all of the time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating