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Aysannes

22 Koper, Slovenia Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 21
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Slovenian (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Croatian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(Casual sex with no personal connection whatsoever isn't my thing anymore, so please don't message me with such requests. Messages like those get deleted, so spare your time and don't send them.)

I'm a writer and a philosopher. Well, at the moment just a philosophy student, but I'm getting there.

I don't have interests, my interests have me. I rarely want to escape their clutches.

I'm also an arrogant, pretentious asshole, and I'm proud of it. Please proceed with due caution.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
See above. Writing fiction, studying/writing philosophy. Everything else is just a part of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Again, see above. Writing.
Also being impossible, listening to friends when they need me to, being the smart-ass, telling dirty jokes, annoying my professors, and shamelessly ogling people, because I just can't help myself.
I can tie cherry stems in knots with my tongue. No, really.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My metaphorically big mouth and literally big nose. Constantly fiddling with my hair and fiercely defending all kinds of rights, usually to the point of being a pain in the ass.
Also walking down the street with my nose in a book, but that kind of goes without saying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: too many. when I was younger, I read practically everything that wandered by, but now I like to think of myself as a book-connoisseur. Oscar Wilde, Shakespeare, Roald Dahl, Nietzsche, Khalil Gibran, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Goethe, J. R. R. Tolkien, Umberto Eco, Leonard Cohen, Lovecraft, Carlos Ruiz Zafon, Sylvia Plath, Jeanette Winterson, Richard Siken, Donna Tartt, Neil Gaiman, Vladimir Bartol, Ursula K. LeGuin - here are a few of my favourite people to take with me to bed. And I'm a Harry Potter kid :D

Movies: again, far too many to decide on just a few. But I love to recommend Lucky Number Slevin, Fight Club, Sixth Sense, Lawrence of Arabia, Eyes Wide Shut and Eyes Wide Open, and so on. In the last few years, I've fallen in love with Only Lovers Left Alive, Kill Your Darlings, Howl, Bent, Perfect Sense ... A recent crush is 300: Rise of an Empire. Because Eva Green, duh.

Shows: Sherlock, Black Books, True Detective, Hannibal, Elementary, Game of Thrones, Pushing Daisies, Peaky Blinders, The Hour, Penny Dreadful, Fargo, The Thick of It.

Music: everything. I refuse to listen to one genre exclusively. I do have quite sensitive ears and too rough music usually just annoys me. Consequently, I'm not a great fan of what is played in clubs these days.

Food: almost everything. I really love to eat. Perhaps, I could say that I like a half-raw steak the best. I am also a lover of good wine, black chocolate, truffles and cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My fountain pen, ink and paper. this is one thing for me :D
2. Somebody I can really, unashamedly talk to.
3. A good book. Probably something by George R. R. Martin, since I still need to catch up on ASOIAF series.
4. My iPod.
5. Black tea, which has replaced my coffee addiction.
6. Alarm clock. The only damn thing that gets me out of bed. I believe sleep to be my worst enemy, who is stealing half of my life away.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- where the hell is my pen?
- random insane things, like white spiders crawling out of the walls
- how wonderful would some random person from the street look in my bed on Sunday morning with that 'I've just been ravished within an inch of my life' look on their face; or that I wish I would have the courage to step up to them and ask them out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- going to sleep early, exhausted by the week;
- hunched over my laptop, typing;
- going to the cinema with a friend.

Exciting, huh?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not gonna happen, no. Message me and we can talk about it. Maybe. If I like you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you want to talk with an eccentric writer who has a fetish for literature, art and philosophy

- you are not a horny idiot who thinks I'll appreciate bad porn-messages

- if you can think of a better opening line than 'Hello, gorgeous' or 'Hi there, what's up?'

- if you are a girl who likes girls and wouldn't mind teaching a rather inexperienced bisexual a thing or two.

- if you think there is a possibility that I am the love of your life, which is highly unlikely, but weirder things had happened.

In any case, you need to understand that I hope to find interesting people to talk to on this site, and not much else. I don't do cam sex and unless you are a) living reasonably close to me and b) intellectually compatible with me, I am not going to consider you as a romantic interest.

And I don't care if this sounds rude to you, but PLEASE TRY TO REFRAIN FROM MIND-NUMBING STUPIDITY.

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