Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Me in a nutshell: Oh no, help me, I'm trapped in this nutshell!
Where did this giant nutshell even come from?
Me in a less literal bad joke-y nutshell: I'm a kickboxing,
cooking, video gaming vet tech.
Now the non-Cliffnotes version... First of all, I love animals, and
have chosen to care for them as my line of work for the foreseeable
future. Fun fact: I'm allergic to a lot of animals! I guess you're
free to infer whatever you like from that.
Food is one of my favourite things ever. I'm happy to try
everything I can, and attempt to make whatever I like myself. I
usually get something... edible at least after a few attempts. I
like to think I've built up a decent repertoire of things I can
I try not to take life too seriously (we're not getting out of it
alive anyways) and take every opportunity I get to make light of
pretty much everything. Unfortunately, this paired with my tendency
towards sarcasm makes it hard for people to tell if I'm actually
speaking with any sincerity. Which is actually sort of funny
sometimes. I am actually capable of having a serious conversation
though, I promise! And in hindsight, this was not the most
convincing way to preface that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
(Ah, ah, ah, ah,) Stayin' alive. Lyrics aside, I'm a vet tech now,
fresh off the production line, and working night shifts at an
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, or so I like to think at least. I've generally gotten good
reactions when I throw food at people. Except the times I've
literally thrown food at people, that doesn't usually turn out so
I also have the not uncommon talent of storing away information
that will be useful exactly never. For example, did you know that
there are 9 different intonations in Cantonese?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Let's see... appearance wise, probably my hair if I had to
Personality-wise it varies: On good days I'll be a reasonably
intelligent person with a penchant for throwing out jokes and/or
bad puns. Other days, I manage feats like forgetting my own age or
wondering where my keys are while I'm driving; in other words, pure
Also, my ability to suddenly drop of puns and/or jokes from out of
nowhere. It's like, stealth bomber comedy. Except entirely
different, cause half the time people set themselves up and
instantly regret it as they see me grinning and about to make my
(often terrible) joke.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Largely action and comedy. There's a special spot in my
heart for martial arts movies. I guess I'll rattle off a few
favourites: Austin Powers, Boondock Saints, The Raid, and pretty
much any of the Batman movies. Yes, even THAT one.
Shows: Doctor Who and Sherlock are about all I keep up with
regularly. Also, I tend to work through Walking Dead one season at
a time for some reason or other. I think stand-up comedy would fit
in here too, I love me some good stand-up.
Music: I'm not sure if I can name a genre specifically, but I
generally appreciate orchestral stuff and good vocals. And metal.
Any mix of those is good in my books. Ok, I lied, I totally just
named a genre there.
Food: Yes. Well, I guess I don't have much of a sweet tooth. Not
that I'm particularly averse to sweet things, but I don't really
crave them at all.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. A kitchen
4. Not putting the proper number of items in lists
5. Meta humour
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food, punching things, avoiding getting punched, food, dammit I got
punched, what to cook for dinner, deep philosophi-EEEEEEE A
I'm not easily distracted, I swear.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. I do night shifts now, night shifts are cool.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I meow in response to things on occasion. I think I spend too much
time meowing at cats -_- Also, I'm pretty much a crazy cat
I'm going to be a vet one day, partly so I can walk into a room and
legitimately say "Don't worry, I'm a doctor!" at some point in the
You should message me if
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...you want to challenge me to an epic kung-fu death match. For
honour and such.
ALTERNATIVELY, if you like cats/animals in general, martial arts,
cooking/food; or if you have some crazy and/or hilarious stories
you'd like to tell. I always appreciate a good laugh.
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