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24 M Guelph, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:04pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Me in a nutshell: Oh no, help me, I'm trapped in this nutshell! Where did this giant nutshell even come from?

Me in a less literal bad joke-y nutshell: I'm a kickboxing, cooking, video gaming vet tech.

Now the non-Cliffnotes version... First of all, I love animals, and have chosen to care for them as my line of work for the foreseeable future. Fun fact: I'm allergic to a lot of animals! I guess you're free to infer whatever you like from that.

Food is one of my favourite things ever. I'm happy to try everything I can, and attempt to make whatever I like myself. I usually get something... edible at least after a few attempts. I like to think I've built up a decent repertoire of things I can cook now.

I try not to take life too seriously (we're not getting out of it alive anyways) and take every opportunity I get to make light of pretty much everything. Unfortunately, this paired with my tendency towards sarcasm makes it hard for people to tell if I'm actually speaking with any sincerity. Which is actually sort of funny sometimes. I am actually capable of having a serious conversation though, I promise! And in hindsight, this was not the most convincing way to preface that.
What I’m doing with my life
(Ah, ah, ah, ah,) Stayin' alive. Lyrics aside, I'm a vet tech now, fresh off the production line, and working night shifts at an emergency clinic.
I’m really good at
Cooking, or so I like to think at least. I've generally gotten good reactions when I throw food at people. Except the times I've literally thrown food at people, that doesn't usually turn out so well.

I also have the not uncommon talent of storing away information that will be useful exactly never. For example, did you know that there are 9 different intonations in Cantonese?
The first things people usually notice about me
Let's see... appearance wise, probably my hair if I had to guess.

Personality-wise it varies: On good days I'll be a reasonably intelligent person with a penchant for throwing out jokes and/or bad puns. Other days, I manage feats like forgetting my own age or wondering where my keys are while I'm driving; in other words, pure GENIUS.

Also, my ability to suddenly drop of puns and/or jokes from out of nowhere. It's like, stealth bomber comedy. Except entirely different, cause half the time people set themselves up and instantly regret it as they see me grinning and about to make my (often terrible) joke.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Largely action and comedy. There's a special spot in my heart for martial arts movies. I guess I'll rattle off a few favourites: Austin Powers, Boondock Saints, The Raid, and pretty much any of the Batman movies. Yes, even THAT one.

Shows: Doctor Who and Sherlock are about all I keep up with regularly. Also, I tend to work through Walking Dead one season at a time for some reason or other. I think stand-up comedy would fit in here too, I love me some good stand-up.

Music: I'm not sure if I can name a genre specifically, but I generally appreciate orchestral stuff and good vocals. And metal. Any mix of those is good in my books. Ok, I lied, I totally just named a genre there.

Food: Yes. Well, I guess I don't have much of a sweet tooth. Not that I'm particularly averse to sweet things, but I don't really crave them at all.
The six things I could never do without
1. Muay Thai
2. A kitchen
3. Internet
4. Not putting the proper number of items in lists
5. Meta humour
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food, punching things, avoiding getting punched, food, dammit I got punched, what to cook for dinner, deep philosophi-EEEEEEE A KITTY!

I'm not easily distracted, I swear.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. I do night shifts now, night shifts are cool.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I meow in response to things on occasion. I think I spend too much time meowing at cats -_- Also, I'm pretty much a crazy cat lady.

I'm going to be a vet one day, partly so I can walk into a room and legitimately say "Don't worry, I'm a doctor!" at some point in the future.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if want to challenge me to an epic kung-fu death match. For honour and such.

ALTERNATIVELY, if you like cats/animals in general, martial arts, cooking/food; or if you have some crazy and/or hilarious stories you'd like to tell. I always appreciate a good laugh.