Me in a less literal bad joke-y nutshell: I'm a kickboxing, cooking, rock climbing, video gaming vet tech.
Now the non-Cliffnotes version... First of all, I love animals, and have chosen to care for them as my line of work for the foreseeable future. Fun fact: I'm allergic to a lot of animals! I guess you're free to infer whatever you like from that.
Food is one of my favourite things ever. I'm happy to try everything I can, and attempt to make whatever I like myself. I usually get something... edible at least after a few attempts. I like to think I've built up a decent repertoire of things I can cook now.
I try not to take life too seriously (we're not getting out of it alive anyways) and take every opportunity I get to make light of pretty much everything. Unfortunately, this paired with my tendency towards sarcasm makes it hard for people to tell if I'm actually speaking with any sincerity. Which is actually sort of funny sometimes. I am actually capable of having a serious conversation though, I promise! And in hindsight, this was not the most convincing way to preface that.
Personality-wise it varies: On good days I'll be a reasonably intelligent person with a penchant for throwing out jokes and/or bad puns. Other days, I manage feats like forgetting my own age or wondering where my keys are while I'm driving; in other words, pure GENIUS.
Shows: Sherlock, Archer, and the DC/Marvel stuff are the main things for me right now. Black Mirror was pretty interesting too.
Music: I'm not sure if I can name a genre specifically, but I generally appreciate orchestral stuff and good vocals. And metal. Any mix of those is good in my books. Love me some 80s rock too. Ok, I lied, I totally just named several genres there. If Kalafina, Kajiura Yuki, and/or FictionJunction are at all familiar to you, you get major bonus points.
Food: Yes. Well, I guess I don't have much of a sweet tooth. Not that I'm particularly averse to sweet things, but I don't really crave them at all.
2. A kitchen
4. Not putting the proper number of items in lists
5. Meta humour
I'm not easily distracted, I swear.
Also, Skyrim, I'm hopping on that train really late and getting myself addicted.
I'm going to be a vet one day, partly so I can walk into a room and legitimately say "Don't worry, I'm a doctor!" at some point in the future.
Or want someone to go rock climbing with.
ALTERNATIVELY, if you like cats/animals in general, martial arts, cooking/food; or if you have some crazy and/or hilarious stories you'd like to tell. I always appreciate a good laugh.