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B-McG

30 Astoria, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I go out to work on Monday morning
Tuesday I go off to honeymoon
I’ll be back again before it's time for sunny down
I’ll be lazing on a Sunday afternoon
Bicycling on every Wednesday evening
Thursday I go waltzing to the zoo
I come from London town, I’m just an ordinary guy
Fridays I go painting in the Louvre
I’m bound to be proposing on a Saturday night
I’ll be lazing on a Sunday, lazing on a Sunday, lazing on a Sunday afternoon

Ok, so I don't actually do most of those things and I'm not from London, but I do enjoy lazing on Sunday afternoons (arbitrary bonus points if you know the song).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for the city at the Dept. of Health and Mental Hygiene. Practicing good mental hygiene is important.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mario Kart
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Fiction - Neil Gaiman, John Updike, Douglas Adams, Ray Bradbury
Non-fiction - Blink and Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell. Walter Isaacson's biographies of Ben Franklin, Einstein, and Steve Jobs. (Isaacson is a crazy good biographer. Dude could write a biography of a chair and I would read it.) I like biographies. Others I've really enjoyed: Steve Martin, Bob Newheart, Andy Kaufman, Don Rickles

Movies: Heavyweights, The Royal Tenenbaums, Almost Famous, The Emperor's New Groove, Up, Office Space, Stranger than Fiction, The Princess Bride, The Terminal, The Big Lebowski, The Departed, The Godfather (I & II), Dead Poets Society, City of God, The Odd Couple, Bad News Bears, Man on the Moon, Army of Darkness, Airplane!, Labyrinth, Cool Hand Luke, Good Night and Good Luck, The Great Escape, Blues Brothers

Shows: Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, MST3K, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Boy Meets World, Phineas and Ferb, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Freakazoid, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Twin Peaks, The Wire, Sherlock, House

Music: Ben Folds/Ben Folds Five, The Beatles, Queen, Nickel Creek, Death Cab for Cutie, Andrew Bird, Guster, The Format, Elliott Smith, Jimmy Eat World, They Might Be Giants, Punch Brothers, Weezer (Blue Album and Pinkerton only), Gomez, Ozma, Saves the Day, The Get Up Kids, Margot & the Nuclear So & So's, The Killers, Jack's Mannequin, Violent Femmes, Sam Cooke, Billy Joel, Simon and Garfunkel, Rolling Stones, The Who, CCR

Food: I'm a picky eater, but I'll try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My piano
iPod
A uni-ball pen
My notebook that I write my ideas in
Comedy
Good people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How awesome it will be if the Cubs ever win the World Series.

If and when I should move to Colorado.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
One scotch, one bourbon, one beer
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whenever I'm in an elevator alone I dance like there's no tomorrow.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're of the mindset of the Vampire Weekend lyric "Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?" I'm trying to understand why so many girls are so passionate about the use of it on this site. You can also message me if you do give a fuck about an Oxford comma to help me understand.