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30 Astoria, NY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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I go out to work on Monday morning
Tuesday I go off to honeymoon
I’ll be back again before it's time for sunny down
I’ll be lazing on a Sunday afternoon
Bicycling on every Wednesday evening
Thursday I go waltzing to the zoo
I come from London town, I’m just an ordinary guy
Fridays I go painting in the Louvre
I’m bound to be proposing on a Saturday night
I’ll be lazing on a Sunday, lazing on a Sunday, lazing on a Sunday afternoon

Ok, so I don't actually do most of those things and I'm not from London, but I do enjoy lazing on Sunday afternoons (arbitrary bonus points if you know the song).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Keeping the nite-lite on inside the birdhouse of my soul.

Currently I work for the city at the dept. of health and mental hygiene. I'm soon starting a job at the dept. of parks and rec. I'm going to be the Leslie Knope of NYC. (Ok, maybe more like the Andy Dwyer of NYC...)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mario Kart

Recognizing which Beatle is singing in which song
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Fiction - Neil Gaiman, John Updike, Douglas Adams, Ray Bradbury
Non-fiction - Blink and Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell. Walter Isaacson's biographies of Ben Franklin, Einstein, and Steve Jobs. (Isaacson is a crazy good biographer. Dude could write a biography of a chair and I would read it.) I like biographies. Others I've really enjoyed: Steve Martin, Bob Newheart, Andy Kaufman, Don Rickles

Movies: Heavyweights, The Royal Tenenbaums, Almost Famous, The Emperor's New Groove, Up, Office Space, Stranger than Fiction, The Princess Bride, The Terminal, The Big Lebowski, The Departed, The Godfather (I & II), Dead Poets Society, City of God, The Odd Couple, Bad News Bears, Elf, Man on the Moon, Army of Darkness, Airplane!, Labyrinth, Cool Hand Luke, Good Night and Good Luck, The Great Escape, Blues Brothers

Shows: Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, MST3K, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Boy Meets World, Phineas and Ferb, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Freakazoid, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Twin Peaks, The Wire, Sherlock, House

Music: Ben Folds/Ben Folds Five, The Beatles, Queen, Nickel Creek, Death Cab for Cutie, Andrew Bird, Guster, The Format, Elliott Smith, Jimmy Eat World, They Might Be Giants, Punch Brothers, Weezer (Blue Album and Pinkerton only), Pain (the ska band), Gomez, Third Eye Blind, Ozma, Saves the Day, Miniature Tigers, The Get Up Kids, Margot & the Nuclear So & So's, The Killers, Jack's Mannequin, Violent Femmes, Sam Cooke, Billy Joel, Simon and Garfunkel, Rolling Stones, The Who, CCR

Food: I'm a picky eater, but I'll try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My piano
A uni-ball pen
Notebook to write ideas in
Good people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How awesome it will be if the Cubs ever win the World Series. And if they do, will there be snacks?

If and when I should move to Colorado.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Whenever I'm in an elevator alone I dance like there's no tomorrow.

I think Game of Thrones is quite lame.
You should message me if
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When somebody sneezes you say, "You're so good looking," instead of God bless you.

You're of the mindset of the Vampire Weekend lyric "Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?" There are a lot of girls that seem to be very passionate about the use of it on this site. I do prefer to use it myself but I don't care when it's not used. You can also message me if you do give a fuck about an Oxford comma to explain to me why you are passionate about using it.

You feel like we could eventually get to the point where we finish each other's sandwiches. (It was brought to my attention that this could be mistaken for a Frozen reference. Um, no.)