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29 M Fort Myer, VA

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Last Online
Jan 18
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from two-year college
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
My name is Brandon. I'm a soldier and have been a soldier for almost 7 years. I'm working on getting promoted and changing my job when I re-enlist. I'm currently a graphic designer for Army Graphics. My actual job that I should be doing but not is a studio technician.

I'm a creative weird geek that likes to geek out whenever I can. I LOVE movies, music, art, games, 80-90s pop culture. I'm a big kid at heart and WILL NEVER GROW UP! I'm a very easy going, and patient. I enjoy playing with kids/animals and helping others. I would bend over backwards for anyone I care about... if I can.

I'm pretty shy at first but once I feel comfortable around someone then I tend to be goofy. I love to make others laugh, myself laugh or to creep people out. :) I have a lot of stories.

I want someone who won't judge or want to change me. If you're not a christian then you will have to 'agree to disagree' and respect my beliefs as I will do the same for you.
What I’m doing with my life
- I would like to make the Army a career, if they will keep me
- I plan to go to college for digital cinematography
- I plan to get into short films
- I want to encourage/help others to pursue their dreams

"All your dreams can come true if you have the courage to pursue them." -Walt Disney
I’m really good at
- Being a gentleman
- I love opening doors, pulling out the chair, and any small thing for my special someone
- Massages/hugs/cuddling
- Being creative and taking criticism
- Cooking
The first things people usually notice about me
- My tattoo on my right forearm
- Baby face, I look young for my age or so I have been told
- I'm very respectful
- Reserved around new people
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: A Walk to Remember, The Notebook, The Breakfast Club, Machete, Bruce Almighty, Even Almighty, Raise Your Voice, Ella Enchanted, What Happens in Vegas, Meet the Robinsons, Ted, Ice Princess, The Wedding Singer, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Click, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, 17 Again, 13 Going on 30, Shrek, Back to the Future, Terminator, Incredibles, The Green Mile, American Pie, Taken, Hot Chick, Superbad, Now You See Me, Grandma's Boy, Hannibal, Fireproof, Facing the Giants, Fly Wheel, Narnia, Juno, Super, Kickass, Wanted, Final Destination, Mallrats, Dodge Ball, Waterboy, Gran Torino, Zoolander, Hitch, Fight Club, Anchorman, Boondocks Saints, Limitless, Slumdog Millionaire, Death Proof, Dumb and Dumber, Old School, The Intern, Wedding Crashers, Sweeny Todd, The Butterfly Effect, Clerks 1&2, Role Models, Little Nicky, Yes Man, The Devil Rejects, Sin City, Knocked Up, Hook, Dogma, The Crow, Stepbrother, The Lucky One, Wolverine, Easy A, Beastly, Disney Movies, Marvel/DC Movies, Harry Potter Movies, Star Wars and many more.

I like Johny Depp, Adam Sandler, Will Ferrel, Zooey Deschanel, Jason Segel, Steve Carell, Natalie Portman and many more.

TV: New Girl, Once Upon a Time, Modern Family, Glee, Psych, South Park, Robot Chicken, the Office, Lie to Me, Tosh.0, Smallville, How I Met Your Mother, the Big Bang Theory, King of the Nerds, Family Guy, Face off, Titus, Married with Children Save by the Bell, Boy Meets World, King of Queens, My Name is Earl, Recess, Pepper Anne, Impractical Jokers, Off Their Rockers, Key & Peel, SNL, MadTV, Whitest Kids U' Know, Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, Community, Wipeout, Wilfred, Rugrats, Game of Thrones and more.

Music: Beatles, Green Day, Sum 41, Blink 182, Tenacious D, Flyleaf, The Smashing Pumpkins, 3 Doors Down, Toby Keith, Foo Fighters, Weezer, Kid Rock, Incubus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Korn, Coldplay, Lady Gaga, Switchfoot, Nickleback, Fall Out Boys, Britney Spears, Relient K, Jason Mraz, Jack Johnson, Billy Joel, U2, Hoobastank, Linkin Park, Lifehouse, New Found Glory, REM, Simple Plan, and many more.

I like oldies, rock, punk, country, r&b, pop, and anything that sounds good to me.

Food: Italian, Mexican, Chinese... I like all types of food as long as it is not spicy. I like to cook and try new things.
The six things I could never do without
Movies/TV shows
My GPS (I get lost easily)
Facebook (so I can keep track with family and friends)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Wishing that I had someone to look forward seeing/hearing from.
-What the newest movies that are coming out or are out.
-What to do this weekend.
-What I'm doing with my life and goals that I have for myself.
-If Jimmy cracked corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
-If you choke a Smurf, what color would she... I mean he would turn. :)
On a typical Friday night I am
- usually relaxing in my room after a long week of work
- playing games with some friends
- working out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
- I still love watching cartoons.
- I hardly every cuss.
- I don't like the taste of beer or wine. Rum and coke is my drink choice.
- Yes, I'm really a soldier and all of above is true! WEIRD!!! :D
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
- You are interested in getting to know me and be willing to accept me for me as I will do the same for you
- You would like someone to see a movie or do something with
- You want someone to talk about their day and need an ear to vent or you would will be willing to hear about my day
- Would like to to try my cooking ;)
-You want to text me and have some fun