Note: I do not have a mustache right now. I only grow them for comedy purposes.
I have a great sense of humor. I am a doofus and I can't help but
make people laugh either by being funny or incredibly stupid. Laugh with me or at me, as long as you laugh, I don't care.
My idea of an ideal night includes a fantastic meal, a glass of
wine and staying up late watching a great movie or listening to
music. Going out on (or out of) the town now and then is also a good option.
On weekends I like to get out of the house. I have season tickets
for Real Salt Lake and never miss a game. You might also find me at the park with my dog Rambo, at Bar X, or a Bee's game (for beer, brats, and people watching).
I was born and raised in Utah, but do not assign myself to any
particular religion. I have shaped my own set of morals and beliefs
over time and it has worked well for me.
I bought a house about four years ago. It's a bit much for just me and my dog, but it works.
I try to visit my niece and nephew often. I adore them and am
looking forward to having kids of my own some day.
Picking a great bottle of wine
Being a sweet guy
Anything else I put my mind to
The Illuminatus Trilogy
The Lord of the Rings series
Million Little Pieces
My Friend Leonard
You Can't Go Home Again
ALL of the classics
R.A. Salvatore's Drizzt and companions related books,
Mierda! The Spanish They Didn't Teach You in School
Everything is Illuminated
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Planes Trains and Automobiles
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
The Science of Sleep
Horror movies and campy 80's movies
I LOVE movies and could list MANY more
Here are a few bands that hold my interest currently:
Tyler the Creator (really all of OFWGKTA)
A Perfect Circle
Eagles of Death Metal
Queens of the Stone Age
The Postal Service
Death Cab for Cutie
Jessica Lea Mayfield
Lana del Rey
Cee Lo Green
The Mars Volta
The Lonely Island
I'm always looking for new music to enjoy, so if you have
suggestions I'd love to hear them.
I consider myself a big gourmet and foodie. I absolutely love to eat out and find new places with tasty food. Here are some foods I enjoy:
1. Everything except for broccoli
Feed me sushi and a Kirin and I will love you forever.
Fighter. I was that dedicated to winning.
adventurous, wonder, push boundaries, eat, thrill, wander, laugh,
intrigue, ponder, test, believe and do. You are intelligent, honest
and confident with goals and ambitions.
While I'm here mostly to date, I'm always up for meeting new
friends who enjoy getting out and doing things. SERIOUSLY, I need more friends; especially those who are also night owls.
** I realize my profile is somewhat blunt and dry, but I find that to be much better than trying to out-funny or out-do everyone else.