Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
“Don’t you ever let someone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You
are a pink Starburst.”
Note: I do not have a mustache right now. I only grow them for
I have a great sense of humor. I am a doofus and I can't help
make people laugh either by being funny or incredibly stupid. Laugh
with me or at me, as long as you laugh, I don't care.
My idea of an ideal night includes a fantastic meal, a glass
wine and staying up late watching a great movie or listening
music. Going out on (or out of) the town now and then is also a
On weekends I like to get out of the house. I have season
for Real Salt Lake and never miss a game. You might also find me at
the park with my dog Rambo, at Bar X, or a Bee's game (for beer,
brats, and people watching).
I was born and raised in Utah, but do not assign myself to
particular religion. I have shaped my own set of morals and
over time and it has worked well for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a full time job working in the IT field for an outdoor
company. Computers and the outdoors have always been hobbies of
mine. Although this has been a great career for me thus far, I am
going to culinary school in the near future.
Cooking/eating/critiquing food has always been a passion, and I'm
excited to pursue it.
I bought a house about four years ago. It's a bit much for just me
and my dog, but it works.
I try to visit my niece and nephew often. I adore them and am
looking forward to having kids of my own some day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Picking a great bottle of wine
Being a sweet guy
Anything else I put my mind to
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes. I have BIG brown eyes and eyelashes that most women would
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Illuminatus Trilogy
The Lord of the Rings series
Million Little Pieces
My Friend Leonard
You Can't Go Home Again
ALL of the classics
R.A. Salvatore's Drizzt and companions related books,
Mierda! The Spanish They Didn't Teach You in School
Everything is Illuminated
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Planes Trains and Automobiles
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
The Science of Sleep
Horror movies and campy 80's movies
I LOVE movies and could list MANY more
Here are a few bands that hold my interest currently:
Tyler the Creator (really all of OFWGKTA)
A Perfect Circle
Eagles of Death Metal
Queens of the Stone Age
The Postal Service
Death Cab for Cutie
Jessica Lea Mayfield
Lana del Rey
Cee Lo Green
The Mars Volta
The Lonely Island
I'm always looking for new music to enjoy, so if you have
suggestions I'd love to hear them.
I consider myself a big gourmet and foodie. I absolutely love to
eat out and find new places with tasty food. Here are some foods I
1. Everything except for broccoli
Feed me sushi and a Kirin and I will love you forever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Movies, music and my intense desire to travel everywhere and eat
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Around... somewhere... probably watching a movie. Anywhere the fun
is. Possibly with friends mocking horribly amazing movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once peed my pants in the 49th Street Galleria playing
Fighter. I was that dedicated to winning.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a person who wants to experience, create, explore, be
adventurous, wonder, push boundaries, eat, thrill, wander,
intrigue, ponder, test, believe and do. You are intelligent,
and confident with goals and ambitions.
While I'm here mostly to date, I'm always up for meeting new
friends who enjoy getting out and doing things. SERIOUSLY, I need
more friends; especially those who are also night owls.
** I realize my profile is somewhat blunt and dry, but I find that
to be much better than trying to out-funny or out-do everyone else.
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