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B00sauce

27 Austin, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm definitely nerdy in a lot of ways, but there is definitely much more to me than that. Honestly, being nerdy seems more like a job now, as that’s more or less where all of my income is derived from. I love technology in just about every implementation, but mainly computers, phones, tablets, video games to an extent. I can and will laugh and make jokes at just about everything and have a great sense of humor. I’m very open minded and ambitious. I want to do so many things. ALL the things. I fancy myself a writer of sorts and do it mainly as a hobby, but man.. would I loooove to write shit for a living. Oh, shit, I'm rambling. I'm done now.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm originally from San Antonio, but I took a job up here in Austin. I've been looking to get up here in town for a while and it was honestly the best decision I ever made. I work downtown as the IT Service Supervisor for a medium-sized web-based education company. I'm always working on bolstering my resume, getting new certs in the field and expanding my knowledge to move up in the industry.. but really, it's nothing I can help. I love it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
What am I good at...? That really depends how much time I'm willing to devote to it, but that includes just about everything. Other than my job, I'm pretty damn good in a debate and really enjoy flexing my intellectual muscles. I'm full of information, both extremely useful and trivial. I'm something of an avid writer, as well.

Venting/rambling. I do these things quite often.

Making terrible puns. The worst. You'll love it.

I've yet to meet anybody I haven't been able to have them rolling with laughter. I have a quick wit and am a born problem solver. If I seriously want to do something, I'm going to do it.

Also, I'll kick your ass at Mario Kart(All flavors, but I prefer Double-Dash) any day of the week.

UPDATE: I'll now kick your ass at Mario Kart 8. :D
The first things people usually notice about me
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Easily my eyes and my hair. People tell me I have fantastic hair.
Also, I look young for my age, lol. I also get people telling me that I look familiar. This happens at least twice a week. I don't understand it.
...People always tell me that I look like (insert celebrity with similar hair).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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As far as music goes.. I can't adequately describe my preferences, as my tastes are too expansive. I usually try not to limit myself, genre wise, but I can't say I've ever enjoyed a single Country song. Here is a link to my last.fm page to give you a better idea, if you're really that interested: http://www.last.fm/user/b00sauce

Oh, movies. Movies, movies, movies. I love me some cinema. I'm a walking talking IMDB.com. I love movies of all kinds, but especially horror and comedies. I'm a huge fan of Zombie movies, the original Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, and Day of the Dead being my favorites. I'm also pretty sure I could watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind a thousand times and not be tired of it. That, Shawshank Redemption, and Forrest Gump.

I don't watch much TV at all.. and I don't actually pay for cable TV! Why pay that much when I'd really only watch Comedy Central, Travel Channel, and Food Network? Especially when I can watch anything I want on the internet for free? lolololol. The only TV show I really keep up on these days is The Walking Dead. Zombies.

Books, on the other hand... I've never been a fan of fiction, so I stick more to reality. Some of my favorite books include anything written by Carl Sagan, Richard Dawkins, Stephen Hawking... Nerd stuff. I love reading up on Cosmology, Astronomy, the origins of our universe and us as a species. I love to learn.

I love food. All food. All of it. I'll try anything. What I don't like are onions. Can't stand them, but I'll eat them if they're essential to the meal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog and cat.
Music
Internets
Coffee
Humor
Good Conversation
...Hookah. That's seven, but.. shut up.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fucking space, man.

But seriously, I'm a cosmology junkie. I've read/watched just about every last piece of media I can about the universe. It's the most fascinating thing in(or out of) the world to me.

I also spend a lot of time coming up with ideas for stories or movies that I never end up writing down and completely forgetting about when I really need it.

UPDATE: I now cannot stop thinking about the new Smash Bros. I AM SO HYPE.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I go out to eat a lot. I love trying new restaurants, little coffee shops, that sort of thing. I love coffee. Also, just about every weekend, I find myself at any number of Hookah bars. Love me some hookah. Or 6th street. I also go to a lot of shoes. It's usually either EDM/Metal/Hardcore/whatever the fuck I feel like that night. I go to a loooooooooot of shows.

If not these, I'm home laying around and probably watching movies.. being a nerd.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to go downtown, but I absolutely cannot dance until I'm pleasantly tipsy....

And it's still horrible :V
You should message me if
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You should message me if you have more to talk about than the usual small talk(I SWEAR IF ONE MORE PERSON MESSAGES ME WITH "Hey" I WILL SNAP), you want to hang out and get coffee/hookah, or you want to get stomped in Mario Kart(or watch me throw a tantrum if you beat me)
If you have a great sense of humor/quick wit and think you can give me a run for my money.. I love to exchange clever jabs!
If you're not easily offended.
If you're looking for someone to explore Austin with. I'm still newish here and still have so much to see and do, I don't even know where to start.

TL;DR: You're awesome, I'm awesome, let's go get tacos(vegetarian/vegan options available)