Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Chill-ass dude with a cool personality. Originally hail from D-town
(Motor City), but grew up south of Music City...I've been here
since before Cool Springs became what it is today (if you're from
around here, you know what I'm talkin' about). I am a no nonsense,
say it like it is kinda guy...in other words, blunt. Can be witty
at times, use sarcasm often, and am referred to as "Snarky" in the
I enjoy life & doing pretty much anything outdoors (as long as
there's some bug spray involved...I've got that sweet blood...and
if you're curious, it's AB-) Camping, bonfires, kickball,
volleyball, basketball...I don't give a damn, let's just do
Haven't travelled much, but there's a lot out there that I want to
see. Just got my passport & I intend to get my first stamp in
September...already got my ticket & a house rented.
I work a M-F 7-4 schedule. One job pays the bills at the moment. I
am a sucker for knowledge acquisition, but I'm through with
University teachin' for a spell. I WILL take every training
opportunity at work, and I teach a class a few times a year. In
fact, currently in the process of creating training videos for our
Everyone says it but, I LOVE music...the words are great & all,
but the beat and the tune is what I'm interested in...groovin'
& jammin' to some tunes is a must at ALL times.
If you don't know how to communicate effectively, we probably won't
get along. I require & am looking for someone that can properly
communicate. Geez, I can NOT express this enough.
Additionally, if you are recently out of a relationship & it
ended badly, PLEASE evaluate where you're at because I'm not tryin'
to catch shit for what your ex may have done.
I'm a good guy, honest & trusting to a fault; a gentleman;
understand the definition of chivalry & attempt to live a life
that embodies it. I'd like to find a woman to treat well that can
appreciate such treatment.
I was told that this may need to be added to clarify what I am
I desire a sarcastic smart-ass; someone with quick & witty
comebacks; someone that doesn't take life too seriously.
And now I drop a disclaimer: I am very 4/20 friendly. If you don't
know what this means, maybe we shouldn't talk. If you know what
this means & don't like it, maybe we shouldn't talk. If you
don't care one way or the other, we can talk. If you too are down,
then we should definitely talk.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm out to save the world...well, the part I'm currently living in
anyway. Seriously, my job (which takes up a good many waking hours)
involves keeping the water we drink free from pollutants...see,
saving the world one glass of water at a time. If you're curious to
know more about what my job entails, just ask.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia (I specialize in general knowledge & "How the hell did
he know that?" stuff); cooking, grilling (it's different!), baking
(once again, DIFFERENT!) pretty much an über-handy-dandy dude in
the kitchen; wiring electronics; figuring out technology; driving
(& parking); making a woman feel special; my job; board games,
card games...pretty much any kind of game (except for head
games...I suck at those...probably because I have such a hatred of
them...they f*ckin' suck dude!); rambling on about randomness;
learning then applying knowledge;...(this list could probably get
pretty long...I don't really like not being good at things...I'm
not a perfectionist, but when I do things I prefer to do them very
The first things people usually notice about me
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The ink on my arms (I have a few tattoos); my lips & my smile;
my sharp wit & my voice; (potentially all in that order)
So, I queried 3 separate people on this subject, and what I was
told by each of them was the following: How friendly I am.
Not exactly what I EVER would've guessed, but it seems to be the
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
WAY too much to list...I'll need to get back to this section at a
later time as well.
Movies: Anything Tarantino - even Django Unchained (I found that
movie to be fuckin hilarious). Anything horror - the more blood
& gore, the better (even the super cheesy ones that go straight
to DVD...and I LOVE the majority of things Lionsgate puts out), or
thriller or suspense. Hostel by Eli Roth was fuckin EPIC. Like
mysteries, especially if they are logical & I still have
difficulty determining whodunit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
4. My brain
5. Chapstick (but not Chapstick brand...I'm kinda picky)
6. ...and now I've drawn a blank...to be continued...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life in general...honestly, my brain never quits; I am constantly
thinking about something...I enjoy problem-solving, always
have...it's a great use for my extremely logical & super
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bored, wondering what other singles are out doing...I'd prefer to
be answering this question as follows: "Spending time with a
wonderful woman doing [insert activity here]." (Duh! That's the
whole reason I'm here I suppose...) I can find enjoyment in almost
any activity...I find that the company kept is what makes or breaks
the night (Friday night, or any other night for that matter). I can
tell ya what I most likely WON'T be doing...hittin' the clubs...not
my thing...never has been...which is kinda funny because I LOVE
music & I do (contrary to popular belief) like to dance...I
just don't dig that scene...I'd rather be at a house party kickin'
it with a bunch of friends (who the hell wants to pay 8 bucks for a
You should message me if
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You want to know more;
I've piqued your interest;
You wanna go grab a beer/coffee/bite to eat;
You're looking for someone to get to know better;
You don't mind someone that knows the difference between there,
their, & they're;
You do not have a problem with foul language;
You like surrounding yourself with good people;
You're into dudes with cool personalities;
You deserve a great guy;
You have no problem being treated as a queen;
You are not a crazy bitch;
You aren't lookin for a dude with fat stacks (sorry ladies, there's
more to life than just $)
The idea of a real relationship doesn't scare you (if it does, what
the fuck are you doing on this site in the first place?!?)
Or if you just feel like saying, "Hi."
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