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BBologna

36 Atlanta, GA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:14am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You: Would be short and thin, compassionate and smart, funny and sexy. Ready for a real man and a real partnership built on honesty, respect, love and laughter. Sound ok?

Me:
A confident artist, creator and an art director.
I lead of an art collective and help run an amazing art studio.
I play music and mentor various hobbies for my soul.
I'm a natural teacher.
I judge but am not judgmental.
I can be intense and very passionate.
I push "buttons" and enjoy radical self-expression.
I read people very well and make friends almost too easily.
I'm solar powered but work best in the early morning and late night.
I'm a pro cuddler and love to make people happy.
I rock climb as much as possible.
My parents are some of my best friends.
I love kids and they love me.
I've loved madly.
I love life and feel blessed and grateful for everything and everyday.

If you want to get to know me, say something funny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Killing it.
Owning it.
Always Creating.
Always Looking.
Always Listening.
Constantly Searching.
Laughing as much as humanly possible.
Remembering to just Be.
Sometimes... not fucking around.
Watching lots of TED talks
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Blah and blah.
I'm not bad at blah blah blah and blah.
My friends all think I'm really good at blah blah blah blah...

I play several instruments. I can build a house, business, puppet or cake. I can dance, sing, cook, create, inspire, listen and love better than most. Nut what I'm really good at is seeing the best in people and all living things, and this quality is my most precious.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes.
I think they're funny.
I have many opinions.
I'm funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books (by author)
Larson, Follet, Stienbeck, Sedaris, Harper Lee, Brown, Rowling, Keilor, Heinland, Azimov, Mitchell, Bradbury, Douglas, Emerson, Rand, Murakami, Keats, Proust, Fowles, Barrie, Ende, Vonnegut, Thoreau, Hokusai, Michener, Burke, Gandhi, Shakespeare, Paine, Robbins, Stewart.....

Movies:
I've seen thousands of movies. I love film. Also old movie musicals. Anything Mel Brooks. Anything, smart and funny.

Music:
Everything. Literally. I find something to appreciate in all forms. Music is how our souls communicate.

Eats:
I eat all and cook all. Favorites include Japanese, Indian, Thai, Korean and baking. Not a lot of cheese or dairy. Lots of fresh stuff from YDFM and BHFM.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I hate how most people answer this section. I wish it were more specific. With that being said....

Extroverts
Delicious spicy food
Family
Coffee
Love
A piano
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe and everything.
The forest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not tall enough for you. Unless you're 5'4" or shorter....then I'm tall enough to make you feel subconsciously secure and protected. Look it up. It's called Height Psychology. Seriously, you've probably already checked my height and your subconscious will stop you from replying or reaching out to an amazing person like me. All because of my height. You don't need to believe this fact, but it doesn't make it not true. (love triple negatives)

Also, I have a side job as a professional stilt walker so I REALLY know what I'm talking about.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I've written to you or you've read this far. Seriously, I'm a real person, write back.

You think bearded artists are the bees knees.... or the cat's nuts. (another lovely antiquated term)

Or... You'd like advice on men from a guy that can actually explain things. You know, like a woman.

Or.... You're a beautiful wealthy heiress that has become smitten with my humble good looks and clever repartee. You wish to invite me to your families Italian beach villa for the remainder of the winter where I'll paint you every morning, we'll hike the surrounding forests by day and devour amazing meals every night. In which case, I accept.