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BBologna

36 Atlanta, GA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What I would give to find the right woman.
She would be smart, strong minded and make me laugh. Short and fit, compassionate and witty. She's ready for a real man and a real partnership built on honesty, respect, love and laughter. She's ready to be cherished and supported through life. She wants someone to teach, learn from, and grow together with. She wants her partner to have her back in a fight and a ready shoulder to cry on. She might be ready for a family and is done playing games with boys. She is ready to be treated like a beautiful and amazing person.
What I've given already....

right now I'm...
Artist, creator and art/production director.
I help run an art and production studio.
I play music and mentor various hobbies for my soul.
I judge but am not judgmental.
I can be intense and very passionate.
I read people very well and make friends easily.
I'm solar powered but work best in the early morning and late night.
I'm a pro cuddler and love to make people happy.
I rock climb as much as possible.
My parents are some of my best friends.
I love kids and they love me.
I've loved madly.
I love life and feel blessed and grateful for everything and everyday. I share this energy with the world and loved ones.
I like the idea of passing on what I've learned and gained.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Occasionally killing it.
Always Creating.
Always Looking.
Always Listening.
Constantly Searching.
Laughing as much as humanly possible.
Remembering to just Be.
Sometimes... not fucking around.
Watching lots of TED talks
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Blah and blah.
I'm not bad at blah blah blah and blah.
My friends all think I'm really good at blah blah blah blah...

I'm really good at seeing the good things in people and all living things, and this quality is one of my most precious.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short and dynamic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books (by author)
Larson, Follet, Stienbeck, Sedaris, Harper Lee, Brown, Rowling, Keilor, Heinland, Azimov, Mitchell, Bradbury, Douglas, Emerson, Rand, Murakami, Keats, Proust, Fowles, Barrie, Ende, Vonnegut, Thoreau, Hokusai, Michener, Burke, Gandhi, Shakespeare, Paine, Robbins, Stewart.....

Movies:
I've seen thousands of movies. I love film. Also old movie musicals. Anything Mel Brooks. Anything, smart and funny.

Music:
Everything. Literally. I find something to appreciate in all forms. I believe music is how our souls communicate. I have practiced and worked at maintaining a decent sized pipe down to the river.

Eats:
I eat all and cook all. Favorites include Japanese, Indian, Thai, Korean and baking. Not a lot of cheese or dairy. Lots of fresh stuff from YDFM and BHFM.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I hate how most people answer this section. I wish it were more specific. With that being said....

Extroverts
Delicious spicy food
Family
Coffee
Love
A piano
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe and everything.
The forest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not typical, my life is not typical, therefore my Friday nights are not typical. Every night is Friday night... or not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not tall enough for you. Are you 5'6" or shorter....then I'm tall enough to make you feel subconsciously secure and protected. Look it up. It's called Height Psychology. Seriously, you've probably already checked my height and your subconscious will stop you from replying or reaching out to an amazing person like me. All because of height. You don't need to believe this fact, but it doesn't make it not true. (love triple negatives)

Also, I have a side job as a professional stilt walker so I REALLY know what I'm talking about.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I've written to you or you've read this far. Seriously, I'm a real person, write back.

Or.... You think beards are hot.

Or... You'd like advice on men from a guy that can actually explain things. You know, like a woman.

Or.... You're a beautiful wealthy heiress that has become smitten with my humble good looks and clever repartee. You wish to invite me to your families Italian beach villa for the remainder of the winter where I'll paint you every morning, we'll hike the surrounding forests by day and devour amazing meals every night. In which case, I accept.