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BBologna

36 Atlanta, GA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What am I still doing here? Wait.. right, I'm single again. Hate it.

Go ahead... look at my pics. ;)

This is why I hate online dating. I have always been a monogamous compassionate long-term partner. Everybody falls in love in person! All this online stuff is shallow and unrealistic. My energy and magic will NEVER be fully perceived through online dating. Meet me and you'll know.

But I'm here, so here is what I want. Might as well just ask for it.

I want a partner and companion. Not a few dates. A real partner, maybe for life. I want to make a family. I want someone to recognize and appreciate how different and special I am. I want a super smart woman who knows what she wants. I need a compassionate, honest, sexy as shit woman who knows how to laugh through the hard times and appreciate the good. I like to make love every night and cook breakfast every morning. I cook a lot. I want someone who can do the same. I want a woman who can sing, dance, play several instruments, paint like Klimt, draw like Esher, seen all good movies, listened to most good music, traveled the planet, speaks multiple languages, is friends with their parents and siblings, had a loving and fairly harmless childhood, been through a few relationships already, learned what you could and are ready to have your mind blown by how much love and laughter is possible with just one other human.
I know these woman exist. Just probably not on OKCupid.

I'm a professional artist and art director for film and theatre.
I also help run a puppet and production studio.
I love and play music and mentor various funny hobbies.
I'm an EFNP.
Being curious about evrrything goes without saying.
I can be quite passionate about life, love and having a good time.
I read people intimidatingly well and make friends very easily.
I'm solar powered and work best in the early morning and late night.
I rock climb as much as possible.
My parents are some of my best friends.
I love kids and they love me.
I love life and feel grateful for everything and everyday. The worst and the best of life. I share this energy with the world.
Mostly, I want to be remembered as loving, creative and inspiring.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ambitious.
Occasionally killing it.
Always Creating.
Always Looking.
Always Listening.
Paying attention.
Constantly Searching.
Laughing as much as humanly possible.
Remembering to just Be.
Sometimes... not fucking around.
Watching lots of TED talks
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
At seeing through everyone's bullshit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm unlike most humans and very dynamic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books (by author)
Larson, Follet, Stienbeck, Sedaris, Harper Lee, Brown, Rowling, Keilor, Heinland, Azimov, Mitchell, Bradbury, Douglas, Emerson, Rand, Murakami, Keats, Proust, Fowles, Barrie, Ende, Vonnegut, Thoreau, Hokusai, Michener, Burke, Gandhi, Shakespeare, Paine, Robbins, Stewart.....

Movies:
I've seen thousands of movies. I love film. Also old movie musicals. Anything Mel Brooks. Anything, smart and funny.

Music:
Everything. Literally. I find something to appreciate in all forms. I believe music is how our souls communicate. I have practiced and worked at maintaining a decent sized pipe down to the river.

Eats:
I eat all and cook all. Favorites include Japanese, Indian, Thai, Korean and baking. Not a lot of cheese or dairy. Lots of fresh stuff from YDFM and BHFM.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hate how most people answer this section
wish it were worded more specific
with that being said....

laughter
Delicious spicy food
Family
Coffee
Love
A piano
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe and everything.
The forest.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not typical, my life is not typical, therefore my Friday nights are not typical. Every night is Friday night... or not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm probably not tall enough for you.
Are you 5'6" or shorter?
.... It's called Height Psychology. You've probably checked my height and your primal subconscious, looking to find a good mate that can provide protection and security, goes for the taller or larger guy and will possibly stop you from replying or reaching out to an amazing person like me. All because of height.

Funny. Right? I'm an awesome guy, that will provide, protect and sacrifice. Doesn't seem to matter. Really shitty for great short guys.

Also, I have a side job as a professional stilt walker. Just say'in.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I've written to you or you've read this far.

Or.... You think beards are hot.

Or.... You're a beautiful wealthy heiress ready to elope and start a family on a deserted island, Family Robinson style.