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  • Ages 23-99
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My details

Last online
Apr 10, 2014
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Average build
My self-summary
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I live on the other side of the world. I ride bicycles and play polo on one. I only own 4 pairs of shoes. I will be on Jeopardy before I die.
I am an agent of consumption. Get to know me.

I am Confused, I'm angry, and I'm armed.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
pouring booze down your throat, making your tomorrow hurt, being mostly unappreciated, Playing and organizing Chicago bike polo (, Wasting time on the internet, yelling at the TV, Wondering what makes [them] so important?

It just hasn't been the same since my guinea pig died...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finding the right word for a situation.

waking up in the afternoon.

petting your pets.

Speaking in Metaphor.

losing gracefully (Read: knowing when I'm beat)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This is all out of order...

Jeopardy!, Firefly, Mad Men, Metalocaplypse, The Venture Bros, Futurama, The History Channel, iFC...Hockey games.

Tom Waits, Dean Martin, frank sinatra, Hot Chip, Feist, Holly Golightly and the Brokeoffs, Dead Weather, Geneisis/Phil Collins, Many more and shifting like the sands of the sahara.

Philip K Dick, William Gibson, Richard K Morgan, Tolkein, Lovecraft, Ancient Mythology (Greek/Roman, Germanic/Norse, Celtic), Ambrose Bierce, Vonnegut, Milan Kundera, Neil Gaiman...I've been reading a lot lately...

Comics: Writers include Dave Sim(Cerebus), Warren Ellis(Transmetropolitan), Garth Ennis(Preacher), Frank Miller(Dark Knight Returns), Mark Millar(Kick-Ass), B.M. Bendis(Powers), Kazuo Koike(Lone Wolf & Cub).

Food...Double yep.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, My bike(s), Bike Polo, a job, cartoons. Other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How history has informed our lives. And Pie. There's not enough pie in our lives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Standing around watching folks get lit up like christmas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Lots of my underwear has holes in it.
You should message me if
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You're into watching the entire Godfather trilogy in one sitting, falling asleep halfway through part 3.

Also if you picked up on the last line of my self summary...