55 Seattle, WA
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My self-summary
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I have viewed a whole shed-load of profiles on here that make reference to the Match Ratings, and if you're not X% of a match, don't bother, etc. Keep in mind ladies that this is the site that confessed to manipulating match ratings as a social experiment. In other words, that match rating that you find important may be completely bogus. Or, as Keanu Reeves would say "Booogus." So take those ratings with a grain of salt. Who knows; you may find out that branching out and trying a new flavor is just the ticket.

Now, with that out of the way, on with the show.

Yes; I do smile.

You can already see my stats, the fact that I shave my head and wear glasses. I'm really just a regular guy, looking for a girl who is somewhere between regular and extraordinary, to have fun with, and if something develops from it, that would be great, too. I ride motorcycles extensively (hence the word "Biker" in my handle), but I am not your stereotypical outlaw motorcycle club type, nor are motorcycles the only thing in my life. Think "Sons of Anarchy," without all the anarchy. Maybe more like "Sons of Annoyance." It would be R E A L L Y nice if you had an interest in motorcycles too (or at least tolerated them - and me). I look great in leather chaps. I love to read and hang out in bookstores, go to movies, cook, walk, etc. I love metal, rockabilly, rock, swing, blues, oldies (real oldies - like 50's, vs newer oldies, like 90's). I'm college educated (yep; 5-year degree and all that). I'm definately a blue-collar kind of guy, who can fix things, build things, and Yes, make a mean smoked salmon fettucine and amaretto brownies.

See; not your typical biker.

I am chivalrous to a fault, kind to strangers, shower regulary, wear cologne (but not overpoweringly so), and care about the way I look (but again, not overpoweringly so).

And, I apparently like the word "Overpoweringly." Even if it's not a word (which I think it is).

Intelligence turns me on, as does humor. A funny, smart chick is a great combination. If you're laughing at any of the above, Tag; You're It.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, motorcycles, searching for The One. Yeah, I know; cheesy.
I’m really good at
Fixing things, being a friend, making people laugh, being passionate (you know - THAT kind of passionate). Yeah, I said it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Other than my bald head and sunny disposition?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: History, adventure, technical manuals.
Movies: Too many to list, but a smattering (who uses "smattering?") would be No Country for Old Men, Patton, Jaws, Alien, anything Bond, action/adventure, comedies.
Shows: Documentaries, Sons of Anarchy, Justified, Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.
Food: Italian, Mexican, Chinese, American Diner.
Music: I already mentioned this; do I have to again?!?
The six things I could never do without
Other than the normal Food, Water, Shelter (and in no particular order):
1. My bike.
2. Dr Pepper.
3. Italian Food.
4. Sex - yeah, I said it. I like it. A lot.
5. Canada Dry Ginger Ale
6. Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I will have for dinner. Do these boots make my ass look fat? Will I really go blind from, oh never mind. Why such a wonderful guy like me is still single.
On a typical Friday night I am
Good weather: Riding.
Bad weather: wishing I was riding.
However, if a nice female were to be one of my options, then.......?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A friend of mine runs the Hot Dog King hot dog cart (often seen on game days at the Triangle Tavern by the Clink). As such, I like to advertise for him, so I sometimes wear one of his t-shirts that say on the front "Hot Dog King," and on the back "Seattles Biggest Sausage."
You should message me if
You like real guys, who will treat you like a lady (unless, of course, you're not). In which case, I'll probably still treat you like a lady.