27 Lorton, VA
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My self-summary
I don't like alcohol. Don't make fun of me for it, just have some meet-up options that are not bars. I like parks, museums, and cafés.

If I think you're attractive, I will eventually call you cute or adorable. I like cute things. If you are cute to me, that's a good thing. It doesn't need to threaten your sense of masculinity.

Also, let's say you message me and I'm not interested: is it better to be left in limbo and ignored as a rejection, or to get a reply letting you know I'm not interested? Personally, I would hate to be left waiting, but a lot of guys have gotten angry about my replies. I just don't want to treat you with the kind of disregard that potential employers are treating me with.
What I’m doing with my life
I am licensed as an English teacher, but currently only a substitute teacher (not by choice). Sometimes I regret the decision to become licensed and endorsed in the only subject that seems to have a surplus instead of a shortage. Sometimes I study to add a math endorsement, but sometimes I just hate math too much.
I’m really good at
Dancing in the rain, twirling in the snow, eating cookie dough without making any cookies...

Book match-making: I can match student to book with just a few questions. Everyone can love reading if you just find them the right material.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm fat. I will admit this because I understand that I am saying it as only a physical fact and not a judgement or assumption about how I live. What I mind is that other people can't see this physical fact without making those assumptions and judgements.

I also wear glasses and have part of my hair dyed purple, but let's be honest: everyone notices my size first (and writes me off because of it).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like YA fantasy books. I really dig books that tie together questing, good versus evil, and the search for identity and a place to belong.

Doctor Who, Star Trek, Firefly, Farscape, Once Upon a Time, Selfie...

Apparently, my taste in music is best described as "happy scene kid." I read off the genres in my iTunes library and my bestie (who is a dick with a dick) pointed out that I now have unnatural color on part of my hair, called me a scene kid like it's worse than being a dick, and giggled his way out of his chair.

I like sausage gravy with biscuits, rolled omelet sushi, and most Chinese takeout.
The six things I could never do without
Corrective lenses
Rainbow things
Star-shaped things
Sparkly things
Video streaming
On a typical Friday night I am
Options: Netflix, reading a book, out with my bestie spending money like I actually have some.
You should message me if
...If you have a cat. Offer me cat-time and then do not try to make it into sexy-time. The cat is the bigger draw.
Cat pics > dick pics

I like Hollywood nerds. That means: almost always white boys who look comfortably nerdy in glasses (not forcing it) and turn into cute boys when not wearing glasses. This type is often a movie sidekick/best friend.