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26 Lorton, VA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:40pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Full figured
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Working on masters program
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My life right now consists of job hunting, ennui, and escapism.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just received my license to teach secondary English. I'm still looking for a middle or high school to hire me. I'm interested in twice exceptionality and student engagement through multimedia use, in case you have school administration connections. (Actually serious.)

You know your job hunt is not going well when you start to use your dating profile to look for leads.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Teaching Shakespeare to 14-year-olds.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would guess it's probably my marshmallow tummy or my pink hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The last time I overhauled my profile, I saved this list somewhere and then forgot where it was.

Here are my Netflix recommendation categories instead:
- romantic TV shows
- TV shows featuring a strong female lead
- movies featuring a strong female lead
- Disney movies for ages 8 to 10
- imaginative action & adventure
- girl power kids' TV
- Emmy-winning TV shows
- anime fantasy
- romantic comedies
- British TV shows
- quirky comedies
- independent dramas
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
C, H, O, N, P...
and corrective lenses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cuddling without full-body contact, because cuddling is nice but I have a naturally high body temp and I can't have someone blocking that much of the wonderful heatsink that is my skin.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What I do every night: escaping my stress over not getting responses to my job applications by watching Netflix, reading, or playing one of four games I play on my computer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once punched a guy in the dick. I was eight.

To be fair, I had just gotten glasses and he threw snow at my face and it stuck to my glasses so I couldn't see. I don't know why he couldn't outrun a girl he had just blinded, but I tackled him and punched him in the dick because I had just learned that it was the most vulnerable spot a guy has.
You should message me if
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Message if you have a cat and you believe that "Netflix and chill" should be taken literally. Getting physical too early makes me feel terrible and then I will never want to see you again, even if I liked you, because being around you would remind me of feeling terrible.